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Captain America: Brave New World is coming out in 2024 (next year), and the MCU is introducing the character, Sabra. In case you didn't click the link, Sabra is an Israeli superhero that basically wears the Israel flag as her costume.

This conflict could delay the movie since marvel likes calling their Captain America movies "political thrillers". I am so mad why would Hamas do this. Now, Marvel has to restructure their film so that it's not outdated. Sadly, the budget is going to go through the roof now since they have to add like an hour-and-a-half of CGI of Captain Israel going 9/11 on buildings and hospitals in Gaza.

I just want the fighting to end so we can go back to how things were before, capekino paradise.

"How do you even live life"

I'm I the most powerful communist?

All I wished for was for the New York Jets to win their opening game of the season.

Little did I knew that tragedy was going to strike that faithful day.

What the fuck man. Aaron Rodgers got injured in the first 4 fucking minutes of the game. In the first game of the season. His Achilles exploded. On September 11th. What the FUCK. THIS MAN IS 39. This December, 40. At best he'll be back in a year, at worst (and more likely) he just retires after recovering.

Two New York NFL teams played against each other this 9/11. Both teams somehow lost. The New York Giants lost 40 - 0 on the previous day to the fucking Cowboys but fuck the Giants who cares 9/11 literally happened to Aaron Rodgers.

I was so high off the win (on probably what will be a top 5 Jets game of all time) it took me over 10 hours to fully grasp the scope of the scenario.

The New York Jets are playing their first game of the season. Please, give all your energy to them winning. Vote Jet no matter fret. This franchise is so fucking cursed. Second year in a row the NFL scheduled the first game for them on 9/11. We can't draft. We don't even play in New York. They play in New Jersey. The New York Jets has its home stadium in New Jersey.

Tomorrow is going to be us vs. the Buffalo Bills. They aren't shit. I'm fucking tired of everyone saying they're contenders when every year they get slightly worse. Their logo is straight ass. They are named after a type of hot sauce, that proves they aren't shit.

(Don Draper impersonation)

Imagine...a patient laying down on a bed, waiting on the soothing comfort of a visiting family member. In comes their hard-hat Johnny, who after barging in rips out his own uncle's IV bag and starts sucking the soul out of it. He lets go of the shriveled depleted IV bag as he watches life seep out of his uncle's visage. That, good gentleman, is the tagline,

"Don't do the unthinkable, grab a Drinkable®"

That was one of the biggest tragedies in recorded history. Do you even know what it did to the economy? It was like Black Monday on a 5x multiplier.

The World Trade Center, keyword TRADE. This isn't pokemon shit, this is real-world stocks and dollars. The portfolios were ruined.

The next time you laugh at that, think about the human beings that had their vacation bonuses decimated that day. Think about how the economic blow made countries like China catch up to us. Just think about that.