AssaultRifle15

joined 4 years ago
[–] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's cruel to kill all the outdoor cats, you're depriving the coyotes of a valuable food source.

[–] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Centre

"I don't really know how to describe my politics, I guess I'm just kind of a centrist."

[–] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Running for president when you know you don't have any chance seems like the shitposter's dream. You have an enormous platform where you can just say what the fuck ever and you know you won't ever have to follow up on any of it.

[–] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I'm liking it so far, it's pretty educational given that I know next to nothing about Japanese prisons. Horrific situations that are thinly coated over with cuteness are my jam, but I get why some people might think it's tasteless. If it's making you miserable, don't read the notes in chapter 3 about 'reflection rooms'.

[–] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're just too cute. They're trying to brush up on the written works of Mao Tse Tung, but every time they look up from their book and see us smile they get lost in our eyes.

[–] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I second that motion. Those guys are just the worst.

[–] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I would punch JFK in the face right as he's getting shot so it looks like I hit him so hard that his head exploded.

[–] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who could have known that indiscriminate air strikes and kidnapping random 'military-age men' wouldn't lead to Iraqis adopting Western values? Clearly the problem must have been that the Coalition of the Willing didn't destroy enough key infrastructure.

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