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[–] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Centre

"I don't really know how to describe my politics, I guess I'm just kind of a centrist."

[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

centered between the revisionist on the right and the ultras on the left

[–] Budwig_v_1337hoven@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are 40 vanguard parties.

We're gonna found the ultimate revolutionary vanguard party to unite all vanguard parties!

There are 41 vanguard parties.

[–] JuneFall@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

https://xkcd.com/927/ but for vanguard parties

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

6 separate Unified/United parties at the same time

tito-laugh

[–] tree@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

One of the only countries in the area to legalize gay marriage in big part due to these 1000 communist parties including the liberal-maoists

[–] NoGodsNoMasters@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

liberal Maoists

mao-aggro-shining

[–] pmarcilus@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

liberal maoists

I'm too old to understand this

[–] temptest@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

This is a twelfth type of liberalism.

[–] tree@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One of the bigger maoist parties that’s been in control basically got in control and takes part in liberal democracy, which to be fair is definitely a step up from not having them there and the monarchy which was there until 2008

https://www.reuters.com/article/nepal-politics-idINKCN1II2CP

[–] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

liberal-maoists

Yeah, I'm a liberal-patriotic-maoist-socialist-transsupremacist-tradcath-leftcom, myself

[–] DoghouseCharlie@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stuff like United Marxist makes me thing of people going to church to be read the good word of Karl.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Are we... Not suppossed to do that...?

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you the Communist Party of Nepal - Maoist?

Fuck off! The Communist Party of Nepal - Maoist. We're the Communist Party of Nepal (Maoist) (2014)! Communist Party of Nepal - Maoist, come on

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Forming Communist Party of Hexbear (Posadist-Volcel)

[–] NoGodsNoMasters@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The story of some of these is actually pretty funny

So basically in 2017 the Communist Party of Nepal (Maoist Centre) and the Communist Party of Nepal (Unified Marxist-Leninist) together won the elections by a landslide, and a year later in 2018 they decided to merge their parties into one party called the Nepal Communist Party, so they did that and merged. However, in 2021 the Supreme Court decided the merger was invalid because the name was already taken by a different party, so they split back into the two original parties. But that's not all, right after the Nepal Communist Party split back into the Communist Party of Nepal (Maoist Centre) and the Communist Party of Nepal (Unified Marxist-Leninist), the Communist Party of Nepal (Unified Marxist-Leninist) had some infighting and so some people decided to split off and form a third party, the Communist Party of Nepal (Unified Socialist).

Edit: Oh I almost forgot, a fourth party showed up in 2022 when the Communist Party of Nepal (Unity National Campaign) also split from the Communist Party of Nepal (Unified Marxist-Leninist)

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What the fuck is going on in Nepal?

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Basically a bunch of MLs, MLMs, and maoists (both real and nominal) have a lot of control of the government, even though their country is not officially Marxist Leninist lol

The Governing Nepali Congress and Communist Party of Nepal (UML) have been the main rivals of each other since the early 1990s, with each party defeating the other in successive elections.[2][3][4] There are seven major political parties in the federal parliament: Nepali Congress (NC),[1] CPN (UML), CPN (Maoist-centre), CPN (Unified Socialist), People's Socialist Party, Nepal, Loktantrik Samajwadi Party, Nepal and People's Progressive Party.[1] While all major parties officially espouse democratic socialism, UML, Unified Socialist and Maoist-centre are considered leftist while the Nepali Congress, Democratic Socialist Party and People's Progressive Party are considered centrist, with most considering them center-left and some center-right.[5] The party PSP-N is center-left to left-wing.

[–] NoGodsNoMasters@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Four at least three of those (and one that isn't listed), what happened was the two largest parties won a landslide together in the 2017 elections and decided to merge, but the Supreme Court ended up declaring it invalid because the name they chose was taken and then because of infighting it didn't just split back into two but into four pieces

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why didn't they just pick a different name after the ruling?

[–] NoGodsNoMasters@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Idk, but given the original unification was just after taking power, it's possible certain conflicts had already started to emerge and this gave them an opportunity to rise to the surface

[–] Red_Eclipse@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's complicated, but tbf not all of these are splits some of these are merging of parties and most of these parties no longer exist

[–] Salmarez@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Some real comrades, here.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yall gotta look at the list of indian communist parties

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

To be fair, India is far far larger and politics vary for every state.

[–] Grimble@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pleased to report the main wikipedia article has much less cancer. Lot of these parties eventually merged or shrunk out of existence, so they have 5 parliamentary parties and just a handful of little splits now. Most of the minor ones arent even recognized.

[–] temptest@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

communism is when you only have a one party state

weihua

[–] anticlockwise@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

communism is a bunch of intoverts in denial that they don't like parties or people. real ones stay home and continue reading and writing. marx would literally not bother with any of this if he knew what you people were really like