AssaultRifle15

joined 4 years ago
 

It'll be a real nail biter, but I think Putin's got a decent chance this year.

 

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[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago (10 children)

I think Hildawg was so incredibly unappealing that people decided to vote for Anyone But Hillary. It made absolutely no sense for her to be the candidate right after the Obama admin. People who loved Obama would hate her for the racism and the weird death threat that her campaign put out when she was running against him, and people who hated Obama saw her more or less as an Obama clone without any of his charisma. She was a candidate made for people who write opinion articles and nobody else.

[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

The biggest warcrime on display here is that hair, am I right, ladies?

 
[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

You've got it right, this is just a bad thread.

[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can't be bothered to ever measure out my instant coffee, so I use decaf instead. You get a robust flavour and a respectable amount of caffeine through sheer volume.

 
[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

I always knew Karl Marx and Freddy Pringles were fake communists.

[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Vaping and getting a handy in public sounds like a great date night, I don't know what the failing New York Times is talking about.

 

It tastes exactly the same as the sparkling wines that come at a fraction of the price. The wily frogs have bamboozled me.

[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 65 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fish hook theory is proved correct once again. Libs and Conservatives are both fully on board with the "facts don't care about your feelings" method of argument and don't seem to understand that being smarmy to people who are miserable doesn't get them to like you.

[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

It makes my heart glad that all the innocent lambs were able to come together to shank the big bad wolf.

[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 98 points 11 months ago (19 children)

Blackface and redface at the same time- that's some very efficient racism.

 
 
 
 

I gave him a warm bowl of my piss to drink at least twice a week, and this is how he repays me? Some people are just fundamentally uncivilized.

 

When we get popular enough to start inspiring feature-length porn parodies, we'll get stuck with a bullshit title like 'Hexbear: A XXX Parody' when 'Sexbear' or 'Hexxxbear' are right there.

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