Everyone else doesn’t just smash the +30 sec button until it gives you a time that’s close enough?
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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This is the way.
Mine doesn't have that button, but I exercise a similar strategy.
Need 1 minute? Too many buttons. 111 will be fine.
5 minutes? No. 444. Close enough.
10 minutes is 999 of course.
Etc.
10 minutes is 999 of course.
8:88 is closer to 10 minutes than 9:99
66 is better for 1 minute
55 is a second closer than 66
Are those seconds? As in is 100 = one minute or 100 seconds? Because
111sec ~= 2min
444sec ~= 7 1/2 min
999sec ~= 16 1/2 min
There’s a range in there where lower numbers can be longer times than higher ones. For instance, 111 is less time than 99, since it gets interpreted as 1:11, or 71.
It's as entered on a microwave. Any one with digital time entry I've seen have 2 digits as seconds and then the most significant ones beyond 2 become minutes.
My complicated AF microwave has a dial. I just turn it to the right time.
My pet peeve recently is that some microwaves don’t also automatically start when you push +30, forcing me to push an extra button…
Doesn't work with "power level", need to press "cook time" next :/
Look at this nerd setting the power level. Just cook it on full blast like everyone else. Just let whatever it is sit and the lava parts will warm up the frozen parts eventually.
Normal person: guess I have to enter the correct cook time
Me: enter cook time as 5 and start and then you can still smash +30 sec
I would do like "2:22" then START
That's my thing. Why push lot buttons when one do trick?
See, that's the thing. I still can't tell if you're talking about several buttons, or if you're talking about buttons located in parking lots. You're saving a miniscule amount of time at best.
Reminds me of all those idiots that microwaved their iPhones in like 2010
Is there any documented case of someone actually doing that, not as a stunt / meme?
I don't think there's much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.
Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you
Tetsuo, is that you?
I got one of those fancy new microwaves that does 1 minute when you hit 1, 2 minutes when you hit 2, etc. I believe it has saved me about seven octillion eons of cumulative time I would have otherwise spent typing in numbers.
My parents have a microwave like that. It drives me nuts because it's basically a better model of my old microwave. Controls look the same, but function completely differently.
Mine does that but only the 1-6 buttons. And like... if I'm being honest microwaving something for longer than 6 minutes is probably less than 1% of my total microwave usage, but it feels like the greatest injustice ever experienced by anybody when I have to press cook time then 8 0 0 to get my microwave to run for 8 minutes
I have one of those and it's cost me who knows how much time and effort. The only times I ever really use are 15 seconds (for melting butter), 50 seconds (for water for baking bread; 1 minute is too hot), and 1:45 for coffee (again, 2 minutes is too hot). I can count the number of times I've actually used the "push 1 for 1 minute" feature on one hand, and instead I have to press an additional "timer" button for absolutely no reason Every. Single. Time. I want to microwave something.
You can't put the same time every time! Are you nuts?
It needs to be a completely random number you think of right when you're pushing the buttons or they'll figure it out and the device will go off. Don't let them do it!
I can really vibe at 2.45ghz
My microwave is really just a fancy kind of egg timer.
My 99 sec gang where you at.