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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 68 points 5 months ago (1 children)

hitler-detector whoa this thing is gonna break if it stays going off this much

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

When we hear about "blah blah blah", it's not a win, i-am-adolf-hitler

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 63 points 5 months ago (1 children)

To solve Europe's immigration problem one should just simply nuke Europe so that they no longer want to go to that cesspool.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The UK is doing a variant of this solution as we speak

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 53 points 5 months ago (3 children)

A wall of radiation won't cause any environmental issues don't worry about it.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Radiation poisoning is a myth spread by the Trilateral Comission, there's nothing dangerous about radiation, it's how we have microwaves and the Incredible Hulk alex-aware

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

A wall of radiation will result in less refugees

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago (1 children)

weak-willed hitlerites are all about europe being "Strong" yet cower and cry at the prospect of people that mean them no harm being near them curious-marx

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

White people neanderthal DNA keeps them in this perpetual ‘hulk smash’ mentality. In some way, it’s not them making that choice. They are ontologically evil.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Recent studies show that neanderthals had music and culture, though.

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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wish people like this would be shunted It's A Wonderful Life style to a universe where the policies they want have been enacted with all the consequences they entail

[–] worlds_okayest_mech_pilot@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And once they live out that shitty reality where they face their consequences, they get a bonus round where they live one more reality as the people that they demonize, just to rub it in and maybe teach them a modicum of empathy.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

If I don't get to live socialism the fascists don't deserve to either angry-hex

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Ghost of Right-wing Future showing up in a spooky robe to dunk on them at their graveside.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

You mean this guy?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Exposing yourself to massive amounts of nuclear fallout to own the migrants

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

Seriously. "Let's irradiate the entire Mediterranean because I'm too racist to function"

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When did westoids become so fucking brain-dead about nukes? Nuke this, nuke that, nuke whatever I'm looking at.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago

6 August 1945 or thereabouts

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I see fascism is alive and well across Europe

[–] Penguin_Rocket@lemmy.ml 27 points 5 months ago

French here: definitely.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isn't he British? We practically invented fascism, so it's no surprise

[–] axont@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Are you really trying to steal the invention of fascism from the dastardly It*lians

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 39 points 5 months ago
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

"Gee ya know whatd be sick and cool and good? Killing millions upon millions!"

pain

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] plinky@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They already pay all those countries to build ~~concentration camps~~ immigrant overflow facilities, fascists are so uninterested in what their governments are doing

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Fascists aren't satisfied until you do wholesale slaughter of immigrants.

[–] Hewaoijsdb@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

The Taliban should have redacted-1redacted-2 this mf

[–] axont@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

lol isn't this the guy who went to Afghanistan and captured by the Taliban?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Yea, unsurprisingly they found out that they actually have a lot in common and got along wonderfully

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

I liked him more when we all thought he had died in Afghanistan

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Let's make the land uninhabitable and force any survivors to become refugees, surely that will solve our immigration problem and not make it a hundred times worse.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Well he didn't talk about part two, which is sinking every single raft full of refugees and shooting anyone else to makes it onto sacred Europa's shores

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The European race as if European history itself isn't a laundry list of the most bitter wars ever fought over dynasties, land disputes, and sovereignty from one another. If Europe had a collective soul, its immune system would ring alarm bells the second someone suggested fighting over race... again...

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 months ago

And, let's not forget, several northern African invasions. North Africa is in our blood.

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Shame the Taliban didn't just behead him while they had the chance

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Counterproposal:

eu-cool qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Mao was right about these people

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Europe sowing: fuck yeah

Europe reaping: wtf no

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

we'll send more

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

nuke europe for global cooling

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago