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[–] Greedless5230@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, because it's poop scissors

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The poop bender

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Take yourself back to reddit with that talk you Godless heathen.

[–] Sprokes@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A single knife is basically sufficient for everything, it is just the system pushing you to buy things you don't really need.

[–] GhostsAreShitty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chef's knife + pairing knife will get you through nearly anything.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Plus broadsword for chainmail.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 8 points 1 year ago

A chef's knife, a small sharp knife and you're good IMO.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pizza knife WTF? Where's the sharp disc at?

[–] festemmie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

yeah bring back the infinitely long knife

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where's the circumcision knife?

[–] Rouxibeau@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

In the rabbi's mouth.

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 1 points 1 year ago
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 year ago

Bread knife, chef's knife, steak knifes, butter knives. That'll cover 99.9% of people

[–] yuun@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

the bread knife is also really good for slicing tomatoes

hth

[–] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Don't leave those bottom two laying out at my house. To my spouse a knife is a knife. Pizza knife to slice bananas? Sure, why the hell not. Bread knife to cut cheddar - done. Drives a neurotic like me nuts.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Darksaber: Whatever you want, baby.

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

The red one: Your former master, and your own son's hand.

[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

The knife of equality

[–] cannnAvar@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jango Fett wasn't motherfucker. He just doing his job. Not ethicaly good job but it's doesn't make him motherfucker. His client is motherfucker.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If you're a piece of shit for a living, you're still a piece of shit. The fact that you have sponsors doesn't transfer that to another person, it just means there's more pieces of shit. Being shit isn't zero sum.

The people who sheepishly say, "nothing personal" are lying to themselves. Not that it's personal, but that it matters whether or not it's personal.