Dianne Feinstein's first daughter is a senior citizen born in the 1950's. Her second husband, Bertram Feinstein, died during the Carter administration, he was born in 1914.
this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2023
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Hope she can make it back to work. Would be a waste of a gerontocracy if we don't get to see one of them kick it on the house floor
I want it so bad. I want to see one of them collapse and very obviously shit themselves and see all the other ghouls and goblins hold their noses and move away from the corpse.
I used to be such a nice person. : (
I used to be such a nice person. : (
I know that feel 
I'd love to see her kick it on the floor. I can imagine MSNBC doing God's work for the dems by creating misdirection, clutching their pearls, and saying...
"This is a sad and unformatted day. A senator has died on the senate floor. And if you like them or not - you should not be making fun of death on social media and in tweets."
"It is a truly sad day when it's clear that Americans will belittle anything or anyone at any time. Even at this tragic time..."
And their outrage continues all the way to the commercial break so they can entirely avoid the "g word".
And their outrage continues all the way to the commercial break so they can entirely avoid the "g word".
She was a democrat
She was incompetent
But worst of all, she was a gamer
But worst of all, she was a gamer
She will forever be remembered for screaming slurs in COD lobbies before asking where she is
No one knew what slurs, though, because no one speaks Akkadian, the language of her youth. We just had to infer from her tone.
i want her and McConnell to bump into each other in the cafeteria and all their bones clatter to the ground while xylophone music plays
90yo. Jesus fucking Christ. What a joke.
Taking a heavy fall, her bones must be like a packet of spaghetti after being smashed with a hammer.
She gets paid six figures to exist as a corpse while interns change her diaper
Truly the best system, founding fathers didn’t overlook anything!
I think it's encouraging that wasteland ghouls have representation in congress.
Reminder that at the height of the Soviet gerontocracy, the average age of the Politburo was 70. Biden is 80, Pelosi is 83, and Feinstein is 90. Biden is trying to hold on to power until he's 86.
To be fair, if we're going to talk averages, the average in the US senate is still lower than that at ~65, and life expectancies have gone up. But yeah, US leaders are similarly ancient
The average age in the Senate is massively pushed downwards by freaks like Marco Rubio and other Republicans. Pretty sure that the Senate dems on average are closer to 70 than 45.
Mean, median, and mode. Folks always forget there are three kinds of averages.
Figured it was more a question of removing the outliers rather than using the correct kind of average. Or just changing the sample size until you get the grouping that gives you the funny answer.
As has already been pointed out, the US senate average is still (a little) lower, but anyway for reference Brezhnev was 75 when he died as leader, Andropov died at 69, and Chernenko at 73
Although Feinstein’s health continues to deteriorate, sources say that the root cause of this particular incident seems to have been a conveniently placed banana peel. The slip then caused her to trigger an anvil on a nearby shelf which subsequently bonked her on the head and caused a blunt force that turned her teeth into tiny piano keys
3 to 5 little white birds were seen chirping and flying around her head in a small circle
so do qanon people wonder why dianne feinstein was cut off from the adrenochrome supply or what
same question but for joe
It's like Midsommar they are the 2 elders of the tribe that have been chosen to figuratively jump off a cliff and get their heads crushed with a mallet
: Every cell in your body is moaning in agony, asking, “What did we ever do to you?”
: This body's worthless anyway... no one does anything nice to it.
: And why might that be the case? What love alights on such a bloated corpse-to-be?
Can't believe the Russians greased the floors in Dianne Feinstein's house to promote the disinformation about her being old and infirm
we can't lose Feinstein, or else who's going to host HBO's upcoming reboot of Tales from the Crypt??
that picture of her is absolutely horrifying jesus christ
If it's not just shitty color grading she might have some jaundice going on, aka an excess of yellow bile. They'd better fetch the leeches.
Also dear god I hope I die before I get to that point.
Please die already
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gravity was the first anarchist. no hierarchy can stand against it forever.
the thumbnail looks like AI generated 
I hope they continue to prop her up in a chair until the aids have to do diaper changes on the senate floor.
Congressional Geriatric Diaper Changer is a job that still pays more than what you and I make in a year combined
No way, it'd totally be an unpaid internship I'd bet
why not both? Intern doesn't get paid but the intern leasing agency that manages them gets $200K/yr/intern