john_browns_beard

Broke out the flower for the first time in like a month, was definitely the right choice and I slept like a baby vs doomscrolling into the wee hours.

I want the year of four presidents so bad, but I don't want Jorkin Dapenis Vance to be president maybe a little bit more. Someone who isn't me please , then we can have the year of five presidents!

Remember that acceleration towards collapse is happening regardless of who wins, due to the climate crisis - this is just an indicator of how fast, exactly, it's happening.

One good thing about a republican legislature is that it will probably be easier to buy guns. You should do this.

NYT just moved Michigan from "toss-up" into the "lean R" category

A couple of days ago I had some thoughts of regret over not putting money on Trump when Harris was ahead in the betting markets, now I'm really kicking myself for it.

Burgerland isn't just a meme

I can work from home tomorrow, looks like I'm getting uncomfortably high this evening while shitposting and watching the map turn colors.

Can one just freely move to Hart's Location, or is this an invite-only type thing?

I've driven through there once and it's an incredibly scenic area.

Dude is a walking Far Cry 5 character. Was he also wearing a trucker cap and overalls?

The funniest timeline is that they plan another insurrection, but this time Harris sends in the military to handle it and we wind up with a brand new, very long Wikipedia article.

The only thing about the whole ordeal that's 20th century in my state (NJ) is the electricity in the voting booth. Everything else about it feels straight out of the 1800s.

Very thankful that NJ implemented vote by mail upon request, I can't imagine having to stand in line with a bunch of lead poisoned geriatrics after a long day of work. Glad those days are over.