this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

He couldn't have used a clean rag to wipe his face? Reminds me of a gross story a guy I used to work with told. He apparently had a jizz rag he kept in his car. I'm not sure why he couldn't just wait until he got home, but whatever. Another guy got in his car all sweaty and used it to wipe his face. He was pretty disgusted when he told him what it was used for.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I'm too stupid to figure out how to post gifs so imagine that I posted that grossed out/skeptical looking toddler here please.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] dojan@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No problem. I keep trying to post the syntax for linking a gif, but I can't figure out how to use escape characters in Lemmy, so I'll just write it out. It is:

Exclamation point. Open square bracket. Close square bracket. Open parentheses. Gif url. Close parentheses.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

So the leading exclamation makes it an embedded gif hyperlink?

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

You forget, there's always a third option

Doing ~~both~~ a cum

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Prude here, but maybe some memes are worthy of NSFW tags?

[–] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

In my opinion free will is an illusion but that doesn't mean universe is predetermined. Determinism and fatalism are not the same thing.

The only caveat here is that sure, for someone like Laplace's Demon it is effectively predetermined.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

It's great! Well done.