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[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 87 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Yeah because it's sexual assault and not funny.

[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And who's got boxers tight enough and pants loose enough that they'd have the boxers stay up when the pants come down? I've been pantsed and the undies definitely went with the pants

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 20 points 9 months ago

I guess, if you're wearing sweatpants? I feel like this requires rather loose pants to begin with. When I'm wearing jeans pants with a belt, my whole ass cheeks would need to come off for my pants to move...

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Instead we should just wear our boxers outside so people can look at them. Normalize boxers in the workplace.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

This edition of vogue fashion, supermaning it!

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

and not funny

Sometimes it's funny

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[–] hereticpilgrim@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago (4 children)

This is only tangentially related. Why aren't there sexy/slutty underwear options for men though? There should be something other than jock straps/thongs to give men slutty underwear.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Sounds like you want well tailored boxer briefs

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fr 😭 the best I’ve found is silk boxer briefs. So much of the “sexy” stuff is crude joke shit, like oh look the dick is an elephant trunk! Also even more tangential, why is no one able to take a good dick pic? How is a blurry picture of a dong next to a can of Monster supposed to entice me?

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[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 16 points 9 months ago

I once had a thing with a man who wore tight black lace boxers, I think they were Dolce and Gabbana or something? Idk, it was incredibly sexy though.

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I find pouch briefs (modal usually) to be good if you've got the package and booty to fill them out. Calvin Klien used to make a pouch bikini brief that was basically perfect, but that was many years ago and their modern ones are much smaller in the front.

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's kind of hard to find quality heart boxers. It's all cheap alphabet companies, you can't get them from Hanes or the like.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Right?!? The only way to get heart boxers is if they're "novelty". They don't feel good, they don't hold up, and honestly they don't even look good.

I'd wear the hell out of some quality ones.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

I'll sign the petition if I can get some boxer briefs

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Are boxers girly? I know girls have their own variant of boxers, but I mean... I mean the silky ones I used to have had rubber duckies on them!

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 29 points 9 months ago

Boxers are girly which is why I only wear gold lamé thongs.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Are boxers girly

I don't know, I never asked my dog

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

Man, I feel monstrous admitting to still finding this sort of loony tunes slapstick to be funny depending on context.

Like, someone having their clothes aggressively yanked off, yes, that’s sexual assault. Boxers exposed from accidentally blowing themselves up with slapstick-style dynamite, sure, that’s funny.

There’s definitely a vein where exposing underwear as a joke becomes predatory or abusive, I just can’t envision it as a genuine major issue in most cases.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

that's because mine have buzz lightyear on them.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Buzz in the outside Woody on the inside?

[–] ares35@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

to infinity and beyond

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is why I wear thongs. I pull them up to my nipples to assert dominance.

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My trousers get pulled down to reveal my trouser snakes. They hiss at you and scatter in all directions while I chase them and try to put them back in my trousers.

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[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It happened to me. In high school. It was part of a play we were doing for our drama class. It was stupid then. It's stupid now. But it happened to me. And it can happen to you.

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[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (8 children)

My moderately ND son had this happen to him on the bus by bullies when he was in middle school. The bully got arrested.

Sexual assault isn't funny.

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes, we need more girly boxers.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I’d be thoroughly impressed if a director could somehow pull this joke with a female character, make it funny, and WITHOUT any chance of people sexualizing the scene. Prove to people women can also achieve self-deprecating humor of that kind. Granted, I don’t know how they’d do that.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

The good old days.

Society has peaked. At least we seen it.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

1000s years ago when I was still in school, the girl I was dating got me stocked up on women's underwear because of her fetish or something. I still have to be careful not to wear them to work just in case my pants rip or something. It's not like fancy lingerie or anything, but it definitely doesn't look like men's clothing.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Happened to me in middle school. I was wearing my Tasmanian Devil boxers that day.

[–] wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net 4 points 9 months ago

I was wearing loose boxers... For real lol.

[–] JairSterre@feddit.nl 8 points 9 months ago

Where's that dude that offered you to beat him up in front of your GF for 50 bucks when you need him?

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The hearts. Real men wear skulls and guns and violence on their underwear. None of this wussy love and that.

/s if not obvious

[–] Ganbat@lemmyonline.com 3 points 9 months ago

Misappropriated Punisher logo boxers

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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

I always wear my heart boxers under my sissy sailor suit

[–] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Dungeon Crawler Carl agrees

[–] gennygameshark@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Where have all the good men gone and Where are all the gods...?

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[–] Ganbat@lemmyonline.com 5 points 9 months ago

The world changes. My boxers are red with white hearts these days.

[–] theluckyone@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

I'm fine with this, being a man.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

That's because I've gone wholesale over to branded Star Wars boxer-briefs, and will never go back.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

How many of y’all all aren’t wearing a well-fitted belt?

You try to pull my pants down, and you’ll be tearing the legs off of my jeans long before you get the jeans down past my waist. I don’t wear ‘em like I’m a convict looking to exchange anal sex for protection, so there is absolutely zero risk of me getting pantsed at any time I’m wearing a normal pair.

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