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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 78 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Hexbear is an astroturfing community

God I wish I was getting paid to shit on libs, easiest job ever.

Do libs think leftists have infinite money to fund this kind of thing, like they do? Or does this user not understand what "astroturf" means?

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 48 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They think we're all being paid off by the Kremlin

[–] huf@hexbear.net 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the rumor is true, except it's not paid off, it's jacked off, and it's not the kremlin, it's gremlins. we're being jacked off by gremlins.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] huf@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

yeah, the russians want us to cum, so the americans dont. latest front in the new new cold war.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

Begun the goon wars have

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's ridiculous. Some of us are paid off by the CCP.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago

Oh but we're getting paid in exposure and experience, dontcha kno

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh sorry, we didn't set you up on the payment plan? Just send me your contact info and I'll forward it to accounting.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Do I need to send you credit card details too? Wow so generous, thanks Soros SeeSeePee FSB! lets-fucking-go

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

its astroturf when there are a lot of people being mean to me

[–] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

We should've kept the Moscow time thing when we federated to freak out liberals thinking we were paid russian agents smh

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen anything but contempt for Russia's reactionary oppression of LGBTQ+ people here, but I suppose since we don't want to nuke Moscow and start WW3 we must actually be lying and love Putin.

Even in bad faith shitlibs can't help but make themselves sound like the most childish sports fans when it comes to politics.

[–] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

Also it isn’t really supporting Russia to admit that the invasion of Ukraine is partially our fault, but the liberal mind is as weak as the conservative mind. It just has different holes.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 50 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Where do they think this astroturf money is gonna come from? Liberal brainpan is so unthinking. Just perpetual thought terminating cliches.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 49 points 9 months ago

You know, the leftist conspiracy where all billionaires are secretly leftists. Don't make fun of them, they heard about it on Fox news and on MSNBC so it must be true!

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[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

Federation gave us many taglines

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Non-LW link, since they log Hexbear IP addresses: https://lemmy.ml/comment/7570861

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Log Hexbear IP addresses? Context?

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

they probably log all IPs and OP just phrased it weird? doesn't make sense otherwise.

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, the LW admins doxxed a lemmy.world user in the admin chat, claiming they had discovered the alt of Hexbear admin CARCOSA. Answered here

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I mean I was around for that. What you quoted is what I'm saying:

They also log and monitor the IPs and the emails used to sign up on their instance

None of that is unique to hexbear. Anyone visiting the URL in the OP will have their IP logged, there's no way to tell if the traffic originates from someone clicking that link here*. And no way for them to link your IP with the fact that you're a hexbear user unless you're naive enough to sign up for a lemmy world account and post correlating info to a hexbear account.

What is unique to hexbear (sort of, I'm sure they hate the grad too) is the vendetta they hold against us, so even though it's probably a PITA to correlate these things you can be confident that they're petty enough to do that.

Fuck lemmy world and good on ya for posting a lemmy.ml link to the federated thread.

* unless your browser's adding headers to note what site you're clicking that link on, which uh stop using chrome I guess shrug-outta-hecks

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

unless your browser's adding headers to note what site you're clicking that link on, which uh stop using chrome I guess

As far as I know, all major browsers (Firefox, Safari, Chrome) at least send the host you came from in the referrer header (like "https://hexbear.net")

desolate

Edit: This is true only if the site you're on doesn't set a different referrer policy! And Lemmy does set a safer referrer policy, see below

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[–] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

I meant the linked post not the logging ip thing

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I would also like some explanation that sounds wild

Is it referrer header stuff? Death to HTTP

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is it referrer header stuff?

They log it all to a discord server

From our top active admin, @CARCOSA@hexbear.net:

Friendly reminder that the lemmy.world admins doxxed one of their users they thought was me. They also log and monitor the IPs and the emails used to sign up on their instance as well as use a discord bot to log all posts/comments made to lemmy.world. Don't make accounts on their instance!

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[–] PaX@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Wtf

Thanks for the warning

[–] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Opened this on my lemmy.ml account and saw people had replied to me claiming I was lying about being trans since I last opened that account

trans-gun

[–] jaeme@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This thread is wild. I'm glad we are defederated and anti-horny.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Imagine looking at hexbear and being like "well the vibes are good but there's no gay porn and the users won't doxx themselves to show their hogs so idk"

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I, too, decry the low amount of hogposting.
One user did post a video of their boobs in order to make a point in some strugglesession long ago though

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Yeah I remember that, what the fuck was that about

[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It was an oddly heated thread about Bayonetta

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

well now it makes sense

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

They were saying that being horny was an inherent part of their identity, and so posting nudes was leftist or something like that. It was pretty deep in a long forgotten comment chain

[–] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

It’s called coalition building

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

There isn't even a general gay community.

Honestly if we're talking about minorities having their own spaces it'd make more sense for Hexbear to have a c/straight.

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[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Why wont you doxx urself so i can jack off

[–] neo@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"stops short of calling out russia"

https://hexbear.net/post/278334
https://hexbear.net/comment/3153850
https://hexbear.net/comment/4318200
https://hexbear.net/post/589197
https://hexbear.net/comment/4327565

This is almost as funny as when they claim we raid and downvote them, which we literally cannot do.

[–] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

stops shorting of calling out Russia

I've literally posted the russia-cool emoji so many times

[–] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Liberals have baby brains

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