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[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 45 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Almost perfect cartoon, the redundant "Epstein Island" text ruins it

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 50 points 9 months ago

No I need more labels to understand what's going on.

[-] muirc@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

Yeah, for Garrison this is positively Spartan.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Who is that mouse person? I can't tell without a label. Why would Ben do this to me?

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

I spent at least three minutes looking for the redundant text before I realized RNAi is referring to the speech bubble. Nyoro~n

[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Yeah, if he's going to refer to "Epstein Island", he needs to label the island that too

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

This has gotta be one of his best. Not a very high bar but still

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

i saw this and made a sound like a howler monkey.

ironically i think garrison made clinton's face less decrepit and fucked up than the genuine article. you know eli valley wouldn't have facetuned him like that.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Amazing fortune that Garrison's objectively funniest comic is also not even wrong. Hell, this is funny to me in exactly the way he wanted it to be! Incredible

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Do you think Mr. Garrison neglected to give Willie a BIG DUMPER because he's worried about the LITIGIOUS WOKESCOLDS at Disney sueing him? Or has Ben Garrison taken the volcel oath and sworn off his horniness?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Obviously this is a fake, the real Ben G would draw Mickey with a garbage tuck ass.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

I like how Garrison just mashed together totally unrelated things just based on whatever is in the cultural zeitgeist atm. Steamboat Willie has nothing to do with Clinton or Epstein besides him being on a boat and Epstein's sex dungeon being on an island. It's just total stream of consciousness.

[-] oktherebuddy@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

iirc Clinton's nickname was slick willie when he was in office

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

It's the classic conservative media guy trying to fit 6 grievances into their "satire" so it comes out the end so confused you're not even sure what they're mad about anymore.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

steam of conscious

steam BOAT of conscious

[-] pudcollar@lemmy.ml 17 points 9 months ago

Wow, his nose really does look like the tip of a penis.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

HOLD ON!

Look at the wheel, it's missing a radius,

Look at the O-float-thing, too small for a person to fit in

This was made by ChatGPT bullshit, I knew it had too few labels to be an original Ben Garrison

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What’s weird is the version on his website isn’t missing the wheel spoke, it just clips through his hand instead

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

patriots are in control

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If he wanted to be more accurate, he should use Pinnochio's last setting (Pleasure island) as a basis for Epstein's island...

I mean, the damn story has teenage minors, albeit males, converted into donkeys and sold....

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Even has the mysterious temple

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

my GOAT

Death to America

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