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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Evilphd666@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

He thinks isntrael is a "progressive nation"

This crap from the media stenographers "according to the Hamas-run Gaza Health Ministry"

Is "Hamas-run" the new required COMMUNIST China to try to manufacture distrust? Oh noes it's HAMAS-RUN ooga booga! pflp-octoplushie

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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 75 points 9 months ago

Oh look another liberal dipshit that thinks "both sides hate me" is a badge of honor.

Die in jorts, fucko.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

You either die in jorts or live long enough to become a genocidal monster.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

another liberal dipshit that thinks "both sides hate me" is a badge of honor.

it's a requirement. Just not sufficient on its own

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 69 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

i shit my pants at the party and now everyone is mad, thats how you know im right smuglord

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] Othello@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

someone should crop this and make it an emote. something tells me we would get some use

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Fixed the original, I think! Also posted the suggestion

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 50 points 9 months ago

It's amazing. It shouldn't be, but it's amazing. How genocide is not a deal-breaker for dems.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago

Literally the Pope outflanking the Squad on the left.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Big C Catholics do have their own extremely bizarre sense of morality that they occasionally dig out of the closet, which is more than can be said for libs.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Reagan is to the left of the modern democratic party, that's all kinds of fucked up

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Vote for the genocide reduction candidate.

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 48 points 9 months ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 48 points 9 months ago

I don't "hate" him. I simply hope another stroke locks him in his body like a prison and he spends the rest of his life in a fraction of the terror a Palestinian child must feel.

[-] Katra5Lives@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

"center-left" us politician turns out to be right wing, happens literally every time

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

Social Democracy might be the moderate form of fascism but Social liberalism is increasingly looking like bog standard fascism.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

I hope people pay more attention to candidates us-foreign-policy or curiously lack thereof or [REDACTED] on their campaign pages.

Hey there this symmetical list of polices......minus one. Which one is that? Were they told to remove that tab by their campaign wonks or the party? thonk

[-] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

On the contrary, I've seen a stream of right wingers on every comments section of his saying something along the lines of "wtf I love based fetterman now". So no, now it's just the "radical left" who hates your opportunistic guts, since Palestinian genocide and anti-immigrant cruelty are two topics which have united the center and right. Not like that grifting will do much good since the hogs will never choose a diet GOPer over the real deal.

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago

smuglord both sides hate me so I must be doing something right.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

"i took a huge dump in my congressional sweatpants and both the left and the right hate me" ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago
[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

Well come on then make everyone happy

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you
If your heart is in your dream
No blood clot is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

"I'm under attack!" says the Goliath of a man who literally shoves his voters out of the way when they ask for a ceasefire.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

Fuck off and die

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

Damn has the US ever been this mask off in defending flagrant genocide? Wild shit

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Damn has the US ever been this mask off in defending flagrant genocide?

The US's very existence is built on the genocide of indigenous first nations.

[-] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Unfortunately yes

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

How many genocides has the US committed throughout history? Defending you say, they fucking cream their pants for this shit.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

The political left and right both hate me. Except the right, center, and what passes for center-left still agree with me and like me.

So its really just the left then

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Israel as 'progressive' lmao

No gay marriage and marriage between an Israeli and a Palestinian is not recognized

These are your 'progressives', libs?

In fact

JAFFA, March 10 (Reuters) - Israel's parliament on Thursday passed a law denying naturalization to Palestinians from the occupied West Bank or Gaza married to Israeli citizens, forcing thousands of Palestinian families to either emigrate or live apart

That was LAST YEAR they passed that horseshit

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Even if they had the best LGBT+ rights on earth they wouldn’t be progressive. You cannot be progressive while enacting racist genocide

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

yea,....now. Political left wanted to love you.

[-] DBVegas@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

I mean yeah

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He looks like the type of person that would point a gun at an innocent black kid to punish them for a crime they didn't do

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Virgin: "Political right, left both 'wishing I die'" wojak-nooo

Chad: "Left or Right, I'm pro-violence" eric-andre

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Come on big man, give the people what they want!

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

I'm not making an actionable threat of violence or anytihng, but I do have Jack the Giant Killer on speed dial.

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago
[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

If everyone wants you to die then maybe you should

[-] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

american politicians are the only people on earth who think widespread disapproval of them is somehow a good thing

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Instead of wishing he gets coal in his stocking I'm gonna wish he gets another stroke instead.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

the-democratsolidaritythe-republican

B I P A R T I S A N S H I P

[-] odmroz@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Such a drama queen oh my god.

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah this fucker is a living proof that 99.99% of politicians are jackasses and you should never trust whatever the fuck they say on the campaign trail. I used to like this man. Now, he can eat a bag of dicks.

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