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Oof...
(lemmy.world)
What did they do to deserve that?
They know what they did. The bathroom will never be the same again.
Alright, who shit out 50 potatoes all over the Walmart bathroom? And how did you swallow them WHOLE? I have to check all your buttholes for potato reside, nobody leaves without an examination. gloves snap
Now this, sounds like my kind of party.
Well, I don't know when this video will ever be more relevant.
Why does this even exist?!
Very spot on.
Lmfao
Perfection. Utter perfection.
I was just thinking about this meme last week, wondering how to contextualize it. No need to wonder so much now. Thank you.
A meme once told me that Ohio has the most NASA astronauts of any state. I wonder what they're trying so hard to get away from.
on April 15, 1970, during a slingshot maneuver around the moon to get the crippled Apollo 13 spacecraft back to Earth, Jim Lovell did what every person from Ohio dreams of: getting as far away as humanly possible.
The most wright brothers too.
Sorry i farted...
One time I farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.
A fate worse that death.
It's an easy fix, too.
Man, I envy those with an aesthetic eye that can translate powerful messages like this with simple changes. Well done.
What's in Ohio?
Ohio is basically Florida without beaches or Disneyworld.
When the rivers catch fire do you really want a beach?
Technically there are beaches on the Lake Erie shore. Last time I checked, they were not on fire, but probably would have been improved by fire.
Not technically. There are some very nice beaches on the lake. And while they're not currently burning... they probably SHOULD be on fire because they're some of the most absurdly expensive properties in NE Ohio. Just Google images of Bay Village.
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mountains and corn.
Lots of corn.
loooooooooooots of corn......
And soybeans. But no mountains.
Fuck Disney. We got Cedar Point... America's Roller Coast!
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For starters: Air Force Museum, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, several professional sports teams, gorgeous parks, the best amusement park in the US, and nearly 12 million people.
Cincinnati Bengals and Cleveland browns, are we really calling them professionals?
The Reds and Cavs are breathing a sigh of relief that you forgot about them
and nearly 12 million people.
who wish they were somewhere else.
You know how many astronauts are from Ohio? There's such a drive to escape that state that some people feel they need to leave the planet entirely.
In all seriousness, I think that it's a great state to be from.
I imagine Ohio isn't really that bad. Mostly because I've never been there.
Completely by chance, I've lived half my life in various parts of Ohio.
It's not hell, but I like other places better overall. There are specific things and people that I miss, but most of those people also left.
It's the Midwest. It's where Americans are bred before they move to the West Coast.
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the best amusement park in the US
Fuck yes. America's Roller Coast may be the best manmade thing in the country.
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Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Toledo, Dayton, Youngstown, Lima, Hocking Hills, the edge of Appalachia and lots of corn.
There's also some Amish folk, Swensons, Melt and the, home of Devo, Halle Berry and Dr. Beverly Crusher.
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Corn and hicks
Something driving people to strive to leave the planet entirely. Based on NASA astronaut states of origin.
Lots of chill people, a few assholes, decent weather, and the Big Basket.
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At least it's not Florida?
Not the passive aggressive politeness syndrome!
Mr Rizzlectric send the trans people to the skibidis office and have them ohio'd.
Damn, what a hateful shirt.
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