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[–] Blackout@startrek.website 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Both wrong, its more like this:

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow, the Enterprise is ripped.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait until you see him eject his warp core

[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Thanks. I opened comments looking for weirdier pics

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That looks like it could be the cover of a Chuck Tingle book. Pounded in the butt by my own blue throbbing warp core

The deep lore is in the comments.

Same as it ever was.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Warp nacelles makes ship go fast. So warp nacelles are the legs. It’s the first one, not the United SpongeBob SquarePants Enterprise.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the Enterprise comes from a long line of nudists. we all know that.

If the enterprise were a nevernude, how would it wear its cutoffs

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Depends on where the sexual organs are ..... which leads to the question .... if the Enterprise had sexual organs, where would they be?

[–] ObsidianBlk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean... The Enterprise is always doing questionable things with that deflector dish.

My head cannon says the Enterprise explored a wormhole to the Farscape universe, did a reverse gravaton beam on Moya, then immediately went back through the wormhole... And that's how Moya got pregnant.

Would also explain why all starships in the federation, after that point, were female (no dangly deflector)

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So in the pants image ....

Picture one shows the Enterprise proudly flashing everyone without shame

And picture two is more discrete

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In the episode where the baby alien is nursing off the enterprise (or was that Voyager?) which part of the ship was it suckling? That part is the boobies.

Edit: The boobies are near the impulse engines.

Boobies

fully functional

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guarantee there's some fanfic written in the past 60 years that could answer this question for us.

First off: Thanks, I hate it. Now that's possibly in my head forever.

Secondly, you're probably right.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

First Officer's quarters.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Both wrong.

Apologies for the quick and dirty phone edit:

The nacelles Make It Go, the saucer section is the head, and the neck is... Well, a neck. This is the OG enterprise, so it's old. And old people wear their pants high.

Therefore I submit to you that this is the only acceptable version, even if it isn't wearing shoes.

This is the final, most correct answer for sure!

The enterprise does have a lot of engineers. It would wear overalls.

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the Enterprise was built in Florida, it’d be a combination of the two.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the Enterprise was built in Florida, we'd be asking on which nacelle the Enterprise wears its ankle monitor.

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think we’re talking about two different floridas. Yours is the young and poor one, where mine is the old, retiree snowbird one.

“Inside every state there are two Floridas…”

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One wants a red hat, the other wants a face tat.

[–] jawa21@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

One is a Parrot Head, the other a meth head.

[–] negativenull@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First for the main universe, the second for the parallel/Terran universe.

[–] chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Long live the Terran Empire sponsored by Wrangler

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nacelles are like the legs of the warp drive, and the shuttle bay is like the bum, so I go with the one on the left

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does that mean when shuttles dock...

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Going by the general design of living things (on Earth, at least) being a tube with appendages at various points, I'd say the first one is more likely.

[–] off_brand_@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

The first one, but uncover the engines because those are obviously the feet

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

None of them.

Enterprise prefers to fly easy.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Free- ~~ballin'~~ Dilithium Crystalin'

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Like this, obviously