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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those treetops look.... strange

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Dr. Seuss has a secret raccoon army.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 22 points 1 year ago

Learn why people trust wikiHow

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I like the sentiment, but one should not trust a racoon in the way you would a friend.

Little bastards look cute but they will steal your food and send your pets running for the hills.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

yeah, a raccoon never fucked my girlfriend

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

One should certainly hope not.

Bro just wanted you to know that ho ain't loyal.

It was a favor, really.

Abandon society, befriend racoon

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

I mean some lady in colorado tried to do that but preparedness was something she was ready for.

[–] Yadaran@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Wikipage made by Ted Kaczynski

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

You can't befriend a raccoon, just ask Buddy the Elf.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There is a middle ground. Move to a house in the country. Aim for just barely above shit hole. Leave the cities behind.

Finding a house in the country that's still within reasonable driving distance from city stuff is the dream for me.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 1 year ago

or move to a city that isn't shit, everyone wanting to live in their own house on the countryside is literally a big part of why we're in this shit.

cities are good, don't fall for the conservative propaganda