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Corpse wankers coming to steal your precious fluids
getting myself a do not jack off bracelet
getting a Saw bomb collar strapped to my nuts so nobody can take my vital essence after I die
Jacket off
not even safe in death smh
I don't want to give the ethnic supremacists helpful suggestions, but why the heck don't they have sperm banks to avoid acting like cartoon villains? I've no idea how socialist Isn'trael is, but I'd imagine they're supremacist enough to fund it to save the zionist supremacists.
"BRING BACK OUR CHILDREN NOW."
The most aggressive call to action for necrophilia I've heard in a while
His geneseed sounds weak anyway.
No Secondary Heart
No Lyman's Ear
No Betcher's Gland
Not even worth harvesting his progenoids
If the mineral composition of your bones isn't a closely guarded secret, I don't want those vital essences
"bring our children home so they can drop a fat load in their wives"
um
I think the children in question here might be the cum lol
oh my god of course they are
i don't know if i'm really dim or that's just an incredible thing to think but the thought never even crossed my mind. i'd like to go back to the time before it did.
I feel like they should've collected the cum before the battle. But I'm no cumologist.
Jizzrael
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You cannot beat off Sebulba, he never cums!
can someone explain a logic that is non-kink, non-eugenecist, non-supremacist? is there? like.... what
It has to do with preserving the blood line. It's a very Israel thing. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-07-19/sperm-extraction-technique-turns-dead-men-into-fathers
Being extremely charitable, some weird grief shit? IDK lol
Image having a father that was already dead when he jizzed u out bro 💀💀💀
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just have soldiers produce a sperm sample before they go into combat. Wanking off corpses is weird
although if I interpret it correctly bring back our children now is a call to ceasefire
I truly do not get why you need cum-steal-team-6. Like that can not be more economical in any sense than just freezing sperm before set off, there must be some other motivation here and it escapes me entirely
picturing like a ghillied up guy crawling into a Hospital basement he thinks is a Hamas base to use the ol' gasoline trick to manually siphon cum out of his captured comrade with a tube
It must be really tough to be a liberal zionist these days when your favourite country constantly says some weird nazi shit
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This is what it would have been like if apartheid South Africa had twitter
fuckin genocidal weirdo’s
Bro what is wrong with this country for real
Because that worked out so well for the children of the dead seed in the Malazan books. I have to reread those
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Cum for the cum god.
oh my god what the fuck
BRING BACK OUR CUM NOW
I wonder if Hamas would be open to a prisoner exchange wherein they hand over the sperm for Isn'trael's hostages; of course if they do that then to Isn'trael there'd probably be no point getting the living hostages back.
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