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submitted 10 months ago by hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 52 points 10 months ago

Corpse wankers coming to steal your precious fluids

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago

getting myself a do not jack off bracelet

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

getting a Saw bomb collar strapped to my nuts so nobody can take my vital essence after I die

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

rat-salute-2

[-] envis10n@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Jacket off

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

up-yours-woke-moralists

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

not even safe in death smh

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I don't want to give the ethnic supremacists helpful suggestions, but why the heck don't they have sperm banks to avoid acting like cartoon villains? I've no idea how socialist Isn'trael is, but I'd imagine they're supremacist enough to fund it to save the zionist supremacists.