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Redditor when women (i.imgur.com)
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[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 183 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fake + gay

Women are a rumor

[-] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 115 points 11 months ago

Top 5 Creatures of Folklore according to Redditors:

  • Chupacabra
  • The Jersey Devil
  • Bigfoot
  • Mothman
  • Women on the internet
[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 47 points 11 months ago

There are no women on the internet. Men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 points 11 months ago

Where is Spezmen?

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Women were invented by plumbers to sell more public bathrooms

[-] bquintb@midwest.social 132 points 11 months ago

There are no women on the internet

/s

[-] pascal@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago

There are no women on the internet

!https://i.imgur.com/f2rLQ.png

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[-] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago
[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Reddit is a sausagefest and no, woman, you can't have any sausage!

/s² = -/s

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 11 months ago

How can women be real if our eyes aren't!

[-] DunkelLicht@discuss.tchncs.de 79 points 11 months ago

I mean, the irony is that there are even less women on lemmy than on reddit so like...

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 11 months ago

more femboys, at least percentually, though worth it

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

in percentage or in total?

[-] BarelyOriginal@feddit.nl 32 points 11 months ago
[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago

part-time woman here

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago
[-] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 74 points 11 months ago

The updoots tell a harrowing tale.

[-] wedeworps@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago
[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Right, two alt accounts for the benefit of the (check notes) 2 upvotes the one account receives?

[-] kenopsik@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Some people are so desperate for affirmation that this is entirely feasible.

[-] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 59 points 11 months ago

Wait! Girls EXIST on the internet ‽‽‽ /s

[-] Telcontar@lemmy.today 21 points 11 months ago

Props for the interrobang

[-] vsis@feddit.cl 16 points 11 months ago

That's a myth.

It's always some guy pretending to be a girl.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 56 points 11 months ago

I've noted that for some reason society in general seems clueless that women actually exist

[-] fluffyb@lemmy.fluffyb.net 12 points 11 months ago

Men and women only exist when there is a need for a gender to be specified. Most of the time it's just "people".

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

I'm all for (trans-inclusive) gender abolition, but this is just erasing invisibility of women and queers (e.g. history of science)

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago
[-] fluffyb@lemmy.fluffyb.net 2 points 11 months ago

Most of the time gender doesn't matter though. It only matters when you need to qualify something. Not everyone thinks about a person's gender First

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Pretty much

[-] FluffyPotato@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Oh yea, in like the 15 years online when people assume I'm a guy I don't bother to correct anyone anymore. The default assumption is that everyone is a dude, no matter how pink your profile pic is.

The only exception is voice chat for obvious reasons but if you play online games with voice chat you only make the mistake of speaking a few times until you learn.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 55 points 11 months ago

My homie need to go touch grass

[-] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 52 points 11 months ago

Nah dude liking dicks is hella gay

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

You are only properly straight if you even hate your own dick.

[-] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

The truly straight thing to do is to get bottom surgery to get as far away from your dick as possible

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 33 points 11 months ago

Sorry but the upvotes determine the truth here.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 28 points 11 months ago

What's red's username? PM_ME_YOUR_TITS?

[-] TvanBuuren@feddit.nl 16 points 11 months ago

This goes to show how rare a women is on there ;)

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago
[-] wombatula@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

Pretty weird joke.

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