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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 110 points 11 months ago

If you don't have fresh vedk store bought is okay

[-] staindundies@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

All I could find was "I can't believe it's not vedk". Is that ok?

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

It just won't be as schmonfy, should be good enough though

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 77 points 11 months ago

I like how it just explicitly refuses to label the butger bowls

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Because deep down he knows that is butter not butger.

[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 66 points 11 months ago

Fear is my favourite type of egg to use in cakes.

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[-] nednobbins@lemm.ee 52 points 11 months ago

Every time I see posts like this I remember a frequent argument I had in the early 2000's.

Every time I talked with photography students (I worked at an art school) or a general photography enthusiast, I got the same smug predictions about digital photography. The resolution sucked, the color sucked, the artist doesn't have enough control, etc. They all assured me that digital photography might be nice for casual vacation photos and maybe a few specialty applications but no way, no how, not even when hell freezes over would any serious photographer ever consider digital.

At the time I would think back to my annoying grade school discussions with teachers who assured me that (dot matrix) printers just sucked. Serious writing was done by hand and if you didn't know cursive you might as well be illiterate.

For some reasons people keep forgetting that technology marches on. The dumb glitches that are so easy to make fun of now, will get addressed. There are billions of dollars pouring into AI development. Every major company and country is developing them. The pay rates for AI developer jobs attract huge amounts of people to solve those problems.

[-] soulsource@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago

And up to now we have zero indication that the current approach isn't a dead end. Bill Gates, for instance, thinks that GPT-4 is a development plateau: https://heise.de/-9337989

[-] nednobbins@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Bill has made some famously bad predictions in the past. Here's a small sample https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/the-worst-things-bill-gates-ever-said-a6990046.html

It's possible that the current $100 billion market size of AI and all the AI job openings are completely misplaced but that's indication that a lot of people have pretty high expectations that AI will continue to grow.

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[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

There's either the "it'll never work" take or the "it'll destroy the industry!" take, and both are kinda childish. New technologies are tools, nothing more, nothing less. Learn to use them and they'll make your life easier. Integrate them if they're threatening your livelihood. Learn and adapt, it's how progress has always worked.

[-] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

>sugar

>sugar

>potper

>egs

>fear

>butger

>milk

>miilk

[-] WEE_WOO@lemm.ee 37 points 11 months ago

It's shocking to me how many people try to make cakes without fear. It just doesn't taste the same without it

[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 months ago

Oh I wouldn't dare

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 33 points 11 months ago

Without fear ... all you have is drywall compound and a great mix to patch a few holes in the wall.

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

the real cake is the holes we filled along the way

[-] Nacktmull@feddit.de 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why is it even called artificial intelligence, when it´s obviously just mindless artificial pattern reproduction?

[-] Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 11 months ago

Because that's what intelligence is. There's a very funny video floating around of a squirrel repeatedly trying to bury an acorn in a dog's fur and completely failing to understand why it's not working. Now sure, a squirrel is not the smartest animal in the world, but it does have some intelligence, and yet there it is just mindlessly reproducing a pattern in the wrong context. Maybe you're thinking that humans aren't like that, that we make decisions by actually think through our actions and their consequences instead of just repeating learned patterns. I put it to you that if that were the case, we wouldn't still be dealing with the same problems that have been plaguing us for millennia.

[-] BluesF@feddit.uk 22 points 11 months ago

Machine Learning is such a better name. It describes what is happening - a machine is learning to do some specific thing. In this case to take text and output pictures... It's limited by what it learned from. It learned from arrays of numbers representing colours of pixels, and from strings of text. It doesn't know what that text means, it just knows how to translate it into arrays of numbers... There is no intelligence, only limited learning.

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[-] K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

Honestly I think it's marketing ai sells better then machine learning programs

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 months ago

Because it is intelligent enough to find and reproduce patters. Kind of like humans.

But it is artificial.

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 29 points 11 months ago

Too many people forget the veເk...

[-] Seraph@kbin.social 29 points 11 months ago
[-] RandomStickman@kbin.social 25 points 11 months ago

I got potper and vedk but what's the 2 yellow cube please help it's urgent

[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 6 points 11 months ago

One's hokt and the other is faith

[-] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

taking all of our jobs

dirderkerderbs

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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago

milk.... miiiiilk.

[-] Seraphin@pawb.social 19 points 11 months ago

Butter comes in egg form now? What a time to be alive

[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Along with fear ofc

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

Is that why my cakes keep falling? I thought butger was optional.

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[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago

Honestly, this is much better than what I would've expected.

[-] stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi 14 points 11 months ago

Maybe AI with purpose of making images won't be taking cook's jobs?

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago
[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

We haven't made AI, we've just put shinier stickers on a god damn Chinese Room

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[-] net00@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago
[-] sour@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago
[-] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 9 points 11 months ago

Turns out that AI can't make cakes or do recipes lol

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago

No, Dall-e 3, an AI known for creating brilliant pictures, but isn't trained on general intelligence nor cooking, is the one creating bad recipes.

[-] Slartibartfass@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago

Safran macht den Kuchen gehl

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago

Some tech bro will attempt to make this cake and will tell someone it was better than anything some uppity WOKE human baker could have made, regardless of how bad it turned out.

[-] OpenStars@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

You can use an electric beater instead of a wire whisk. It makes it extra chewy. :-P

[-] Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

My spouse is now mocking me because I giggled in front of a picture of ingredients. "Ooooh funny... ingredients.... oh .. oh .. oh..."

[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 5 points 11 months ago
[-] Nacktmull@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago
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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago
                   IIIIIIILK
           IIIIIIII
     IIIIII
MIIII

Oh yes, Omega Mart Milk

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

So many jokes. Including:

...Around the corner fudge is made!

...And sediment shaped sediment.

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

And now for the secret ingredient... fear.

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