this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
648 points (98.2% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

27193 readers
5080 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 37 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

Santa died on the cross for our KFC.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They absolutely do not. The only reason it's celebrated over there is because "It's an American thing, don't you wanna do the trendy American thing?"

No joke, they eat KFC for Christmas because KFC was doing poorly in Japan, but they realized it was considered "trendy" and "cool" to do "The American Thing", so they just gaslight everyone into thinking KFC is a Christmas Tradition in America, and somehow they still believe that.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Do they actually try to run with the idea that the KFC on Christmas thing is how it's celebrated outsideof Japan as well? I just assumed that they'd kind of formed their own tradition that's less formal and less associated with home cooking since it's not a real holiday and just a kind of for fun thing.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No. They understand it just fine. Better than western Christians at least.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You👏 say👏 Merry👏 Christmas👏 not👏 Happy👏 Holidays👏 Jesus👏 didn't👏 die👏 for👏 us👏 so 👏 you 👏 can👏 disrespect👏 Santa👏 Clause!👏

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You 🎄say 🎄Merry🎄 Christmas🎄not🎄Happy🎄Holidays🎄Jesus🎄didn't🎄die🎄for🎄 us🎄 so 🎄you 🎄can🎄disrespect🎄Santa🎄Clause!🎄

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Kurisumasu = buy shit. And eat KFC. Okay, that second part is solely their own.

[–] Aielman15@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] DashboTreeFrog 87 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thanks for the background! For those who don't want to click:

This claim is mostly false. The photograph was actually part of an artwork by Yoshio Itagaki in 2005, which in itself is a commentary satirizing the urban legend of a Japanese department store misinterpreting Christmas. The photograph has been used out of context and spread alongside the claim it aimed to critique.

Basically a Japanese artist creating satire I guess?

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago

I wonder how many western artists create satire and then a random country like Chile is like, "Oh my god Americans do that?"

it's really good satire if a lot of people can't tell it's satire.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The same idea is part of the background of the poster of this live-action stop motion (yes really) movie.

https://web.archive.org/web/20160330024943/http://www.bolexbrothers.co.uk/features.htm

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] pixelscript@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago
[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 50 points 1 day ago

I think they nailed it

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It took me a while to see through all the jpeg

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Thank santa I'm not the only one

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

meh, close enough.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

No, guys we crucify Santa on Easter.

[–] daddy32@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I believe US doesn't understand christmas, what's with the bastardized SAiNT(a) niCoLAUS, dressed in Coca Cola costume, instead of the baby jesus celebration. Eh, anyway, as a frugal agnostic, I don't care either way.

[–] Eidolon_Alpha@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I mean, it's all based on he said she said nonsense the further back you dig anyways. The only difference today is that corporations hijacked the public consciousness to perpetuate consumerism, instead of it being cave dwelling Jews or delusional Roman oracles with an affinity for pharmacological 'substances'.

Jesus wasn't even born in December lol. Early Christians stole the winter solstice festivities from Pagans, because that's how cults work - they leach off of other cultures, then either twist or outright re-write those traditions, allegorical stories, and legends to benefit their narratives.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

meh. Christianity hijacked Pagan Winter Solstice traditions and some historians even think Jesus was actually born around September. The bible flat out forbids Christmas trees(Jeremiah 10:1-4).

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Jeremiah 10

That's about idols. When he's saying do not fear or respect them because all they are is wood a man cut out of the forest and dressed with silver and gold, he's saying the idols are mundane. They're powerless creations made by man that cannot walk around without a man walking them around.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh, anyway, as a frugal agnostic, I don't care either way.

I read furry agnostic and for a moment thought, "Oh shit furries don't like Christmas? TIL TIL."

No no, it means the belief that nothing is known or can be known of the existence or nature of Furries.

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Even though the myth is quite prevalent, the red and white color scheme for Santa is not related to Coca-Cola.

A massive amount of this world's plastic waste is related to Coca-Cola, though.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] friendlymessage@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

I misread this as "Never cringe, Japan". Still works.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah. It should really be the monopoly man ass raping saint Nicholas in a red and white gimp suit.

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It's called "Yule", you christian crusading monsters!

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 14 points 1 day ago

That guy just got replaced by KFC Santa is all.

[–] rickdg@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

guy with a beard goes on cross

[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Imaginary guy with a beard :)

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

I ain't gettin' on no cross, sucka!

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

And I think it's beautiful.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This made me laugh boisterously. I'm sending it immediately to a friend and to my partner. This will be my favorite thing of the day, I'm sure of it.

Edit: Joker laugh. Not kidding.

[–] QProphecy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's Japan's war on christmas