Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.

Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.

Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.

1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday

Only 1900s kids would understand.

Are the years metric?

Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.

You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.

1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January

That math doesn't math. I'm just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.

This meme is from the future!

I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.

One day this meme will be true.

Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.

look at my steam account, i'll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25

One day this will be true

this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)

Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb

I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?

Math is hard

I'm born in 1975.

I'm fucking sunk. :)

I'm having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It's fun. Really. :)

I'm 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?

Well I'm balding like one at least.

I genuinely like to try to make myself think statements like this are true. If I do it for like a few years and start actually buying it myself, then I'll be pleasantly surprises when I actually turn 40.