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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Due to interdimensional events.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If I printed something like this out, and stuck it to a door in a public establishment, I wonder if anyone would take it down? I suspect they would, but it would be interesting to find out.

[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you make it look official enough. Then it’s the same as carrying a ladder and wearing working clothes - nobody questions it

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ironically a yellow fluorescent jacket makes you invisible. Combine that with a random lanyard and they probably let you into the pentagon.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

As someone who's been that guy quite a few times, no. It's hard enough to talk my way into a secure area even when I'm supposed to be there. Places like government buildings absolutely do not let you in without the right credentials.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm guessing that alcohol was more responsible for whatever event led to this sign than the ouija board.

[–] Ixoid@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Alcohol did nothing wrong.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It'd be kind of strange to enter an establishment and not see Ouija boards everywhere.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

"C'mon, let's go find a place that's spirit realm inclusive!"

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah what the fuck

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Is Stacey fucking my boyfriend?"

Y...
E...

"Alright that's enough, c'mere bitch..." as she lunged at her.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is the real answer because YES and NO are their own things on the board; they don't need to be spelled. 😌

[–] DashboTreeFrog 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Clearly people weren't ending sessions properly, leaving spirits stuck and overcrowded in the establishment.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Always free your spallocs.

"Seth summoned the ghost of his Nana and forgot to release her. That was three months ago. She's still here and she keeps moving shit around behind the bar. Last week she swapped all the kegs around and filled the ice maker with clamato. Real fuckin' funny Nana!"

[–] nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's probably because some chrizzo complained, but I hope they're actually alluding to paranormal activity

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Emptiness@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Due to bad reviews "Got food poisoning. Died. / Ghost"

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Using ouija boards as serving trays and food carrying boards was certainly a bold move.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

ah yeah, the ouija incident

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[–] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 weeks ago

What about a Planchette? It's not the Ouija board...

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