Jerkface

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[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

... Raspberry!

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Crispellier. Wish I thought of that 😂

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Only if it's corked (gone bad) or very different from how it was described. Like if the Pringles sommelier tells you it hits the middle of your tongue with the supple taste of sour cream, and the aroma carries notes of onion but you clearly taste cheddar, send it back.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

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[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (25 children)

No, there's a US law now where they have to allow you to opt out of overdraft "protection". They just decline the transaction but don't charge you any fees.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Some cities have municipal internet service, which they are able to provide at a much, much lower rate than commercial options. Here's one example of a resident in Lafayette, La. They would on average pay $73.10 annually on the municipal network, versus $690.87 annually on a private network. The same article also shows much lower average rates for commercial networks when they have to compete with public services.

So yeah, it's just greed.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Thousands of my countrymen will perish, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

AUDIENCE

BOOO! BOOO!

CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

In what way was Franklyn Cicero greedy? Wasn't his whole role to advocate for the common man?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure he felt very clever.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

10 min: This should be interesting. 20 min: Why does this feel... off? 30 min: I must be missing a lot of historical references. 40 min: Wait, is the audience the butt of the joke here? 50 min - 90 min: confusion/anger 100 min: Holy shit Aubrey Plaza is hot 120 min: He made a whole movie for that one scene 🤣

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