Funny story. I did wake up this morning with a pain in my absolute fuckwaffle.
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2024
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I am currently on an icepack for it lol.
My last physio said you should apply heat to that kind of injury rather than ice .. what you need is an absolute fuck-waffleiron
:)) I alternate both hot & cold. My partner is a LMT.
I literally just woke up in the middle of the night because of sudden pain in absolute fuckwaffle. Now it's gonna fucking hurt for a week.
That lowest circle, I get that if I sit on a couch too long playing video games or watching football. I injure myself by sitting on a couch.
Me too. Train yourself to keep your shoulders back and down. While you're doing that point your chin forward and then bring it back into your neck keeping your head straight. If you look like an idiot doing the chicken walk, you're probably doing it right.
“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, playing games. You sit on the couch, and if you don't stretch regularly, there's no knowing what shape you might be when you stand up.”
Y'all ever look at your phone too long and then your fuckwaffle hurts for three days?
You mean the absolute fuckwaffel, I presume. The fuckwaffel is located near the heart and makes you feel like something's wrong with your heart every other day
But what would the rotator cuff be called?
Torn.
"Ouch."
Well, it's 4 muscles. Acronym: SITS.
You'll have to come up with a group of 4 assholes.
So it's not just me? Sometimes my body decides that I must constantly keep my face pointed down and to the side for a few days, and these muscles are the enforcers.
I've got a thing right now between my traitor and jackass, but can't quite get it to pop.
Where's Sadam Hussein though
Whose muscles do you think those are
lmao I was gonna make a similar comment.
I'm sorry what the hell did you call me??
I exhaled too hard this morning and now have a sharp stabbing pain in my absolute fuckwaffle. Getting old sucks.
Muscles hurt when they don't get used. Strength exercise fixes this, although you will replace it with some level of soreness instead.
Still, it's worth it
My fuckwaffle hurts right now, actually
I've had the pleasure of being reminded about this asshole a couple of months ago.
Can't wait for the next time! 🤢
My this-asshole is sore from sleeping too intensely. Usually it's my fuckwaffle so that's nice for a change.