Lodespawn

joined 1 year ago
[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Seems like an odd place to run a multilevel marketing scheme out of .. but okay .. I guess it helps solve the virgin problem =)

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago

I thought it was mostly about who had told him he's the best big boy the most recently ..

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

There's no news about Zuckerberg worshipping at the altar of the Cheetosaurus so will his cheesyness pay any attention until that changes?

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Right wing ideological white men are the original Karen's, they can't help but complain about everything, especially if those things have literally no bearing on their existence whatsoever.

They're all like "Those people over there are having fun without bothering anyone else, how dare they! I'm going to complain to their manager. And then when their manager calls me a chucklefuck and tells me to fuck off I'm going to complain to a bunch of other right wing arseholes and see if we can't ruin their fun forever with super fun bureaucracy."

If you don't include them they will be mad, if you do include them they will also be mad.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago

He may be a born leader and able to inspire legions to fight for him .. he possibly has some combat prowess and is likely a tactical genius.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This would make a great NFT

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Jeepers given how new emperors are typically established this lil fella has likely waded through rivers of blood to reach his lofty position. Or he comes from a long line of cute patoots, either or.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Like going to England and responding tothe greeting "orright" with anything other than "orright". NO IM NOT "ORRIGHT" EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING ME IF IM "ORRIGHT".

Also they get real confused if you respond with "I'm great thanks mate how are you?"

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

It was a long time ago but I don't remember him having an accent.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 0 points 4 days ago

Yeah, maybe he was just having a rough day

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 11 points 4 days ago

Haha I'm Australian mate, my only hope is that our authoritarian potato doesn't get any ideas.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Totally going to get rid of the paedofiles ..

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