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[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago

I mean the dude is there to get something done, not bomb the plane. Otherwise id already be dead. So if he doesnt have any intention yo boow the plane unless things go wrong, why not ask for a selfie?

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 39 points 19 hours ago
[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 44 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

He said the photo, which was taken by a member of the cabin crew, was the "best selfie ever".

I’m very confused.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 18 hours ago

I am myself. Therefore, any photo of mine with me in it is a selfie

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

It's an otherie.

[–] oneofmany@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago
[–] breckenedge@lemmy.world 38 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Clever way to get a photo of the bomb in the hands of the authorities.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 20 hours ago

And the highjacker, in case he parachutes away with a briefcase full of cash.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 21 points 19 hours ago

Britain has been without conflict for long enough that their natural response to danger has atrophied. A rare but not unheard of phenomenon that is seen is species such as quokka.

[–] joucker29@lemmy.world 79 points 1 day ago

Once in a lifetime experience.

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He was trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. Somebody should make this a motivational poster lol

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I couldn't choose, so I made 2

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Those are amazing! Lmao

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 7 points 17 hours ago

Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Aye i know the young banter. Ehh, you like the playstation, aer tha rap music?

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

He got that Quick Release(QR) Stockholm Syndrome.

[–] seeyouatthepartyrichter@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks absolutely coked out of his mind.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I spend a lot of time around sniff heads and coke and I can’t see how you can tell from a picture. This dude is just smiling.

Now give me a video and I’ll tell you who’s sniffed up.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Occasionally, I spend more time around my friends who sniff too much whilst I’m not doing it.

I am in a good place where everything in moderation and no longer feel the need to gorge on things. You appreciate things more if it’s every now and then. Took me a long time to get here mind.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

As a person who’ll do .15g on a heavy night…. Zero chance I’m going to be around friends doin’ it and NOT do it also hahaha

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Well, I used to be out until 07:00 with them when we were getting on it. Now I’m home and in bed for 23:00-00:00 as, frankly, you can’t be around sniff heads if you ain’t in on it 😂

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago

Absolute mood

I’ll only do it from 6PM to 9PM, I want to be able to sleep by 1AM >w<

[–] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 3 points 23 hours ago