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PSL because I clearly am privileged and don't understand how much the marginalized need the godsent revolutionary leader, Kamala Harris, who will purge society of all reactionary and bourgeois tendencies and definitely not further those tendencies instead.

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[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Consulting the chart

Not voting for anyone (or PSL) = Voting for

Trump

Stein

RFK

Cornell

Oliver

Harris

You've committed 5 counts of voter fraud.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When I grow up I want to be just like Angelquagsire-pog

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 37 points 4 days ago

Many fans of Pumpkin Spice Latte in this site PSL

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago

congratulations You voted [NOT GENOCIDE]!

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

Sounds like you just engaged in election fraud. There are only two candidates in this Democracy™.

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

There's an election going on?

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

I voted for both Kamala and Trump 5 times and I'm not even a citizen

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i-voted but by mail and the lib canvassers won't leave me alone because it hasn't been processed yet burgerpain

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Also, that shit cost me 3 stamps

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

WTF, your mail-in ballot doesn't have prepaid postage? Does that not constitute a poll tax?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess you can technically bring it to the polling place agony-yehaw

We also have to attach a picture of photo ID

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

In India they have poll workers trekking into the mountains so that people can vote but apparently some US states can't even manage postage, world's greatest democracy folks

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Wanna know a neat trick? You don't have to put stamps on a mail in ballot. The post office has to process it or it would be a pole tax. I worked at USPS through a couple elections ballots were taken way more seriously than anything else, you'll lose your job fast if you fuckup handling them. So I guarantee you no postage ballots get processed the exact same way.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

That makes sense. I live in a state where there's a pretty heavy Jim Crow residue on the voting process, and a federal organization like the USPS would probably be one of the few things to cut through some of that

[–] sweet_pecan@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago
[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Consulting the chart

Not voting for anyone (or PSL) = Voting for

Trump

Stein

RFK

Cornell

Oliver

Harris

You've committed 5 counts of voter fraud.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

I voted for both Kamala and Trump 5 times and I'm not even a citizen