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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 161 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Take her to a knightclub

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?

[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

a golden lemming from Grizzy and The Lemmings holding his throbbing nugget

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The image hoster (freakin' Fandom) seems to be blocking cross-origin requests.

Reupload to catbox.moe:

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[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 55 points 3 days ago

Not another one knight stand!

[–] socsa@piefed.social 69 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

lighting bolt lighting bolt lighting bolt

[–] KAYDUBELL@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

WE CAN'T STOP HERE THIS IS DRAGON COUNTRY

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[–] recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

Fall deeply, and completely in love

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 219 points 4 days ago (2 children)

As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 days ago

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

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[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Yep, she's a keeper.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago

"I'm glad you brought protection"

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 141 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)

[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 67 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Wouldn't it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

Here, here!

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Jetpacking!

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago

what i'm told

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.

[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I love this.

Now get out.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 106 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Help her save France from the English.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 68 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Demand a shrubbery.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 29 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I'm here, I'm here.

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[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

Wife

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 95 points 4 days ago (13 children)

What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it

Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago

"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We take Jerusalem!

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[–] nobleshift@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Why didn't you tell me so I could have worn something that matched?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 48 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.

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[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago (3 children)

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!

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[–] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago

Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 54 points 4 days ago

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

[–] bastion@feddit.nl 16 points 3 days ago

Marry her?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

beg her to marry me

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

NI!

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Marry her.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

I sense one or two potential red flags.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You’ve got mail!

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[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Let her conquer me.

[–] Fatal9zero@lemm.ee 18 points 3 days ago

WD40

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

DEUS VULT

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