Gated community ass death
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2024
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Johnnie shoulda turned 'er
Eeey I'm turning ova, ova here
Someone bet him 5 bucks he couldn't do a 360 on the mower into an empty pool and he was like "bet".
those famous last words?
"watch this!"
lmao what a fucking loser
That's some Final Destination shit
Yeah just realised it might not have been the fall that killed him
Did he die from impact or was it more gruesome?
Uh, judging from the fact he got injured at Sep 15th from it, and died just on October 22nd, I'd assume it was not that gory to die instantly...
had some good old fashioned brain bloat, nothing a little trepanation can't fix.
That's a bloody image to keep...
Those mowers are heavy as shit if one lands on you it's gonna fuck you up
Lmao that's some Charlie Chaplin shit
How do you fucking drive into your own swimming pool on a riding mower? Was he drunk?
according to several comments in a reddit thread i found, he had recently had eye surgery and likely had impaired vision and should not have been operating the mower and got too close.
perhaps it was prescription opiates? that would be some sort of sweet justice
Or fell asleep/stroke/whatever
Maximum Overdrive 2 - Lawnmower Boogaloo
This machine just called me a liberal! 
AC/DC Who Made Who starts playing
He died doing what he loved most. 
The fall didn’t actually kill him- he was just trapped in there with the lawn mower comically chasing him around for days until he collapsed from exhaustion 
Luckly the Benny Hill song never stopped playing
new tesla lawn mower with touch screen controls
Another ridiculous vehicle submerged in water death.
Submarine
Funny tesla into pond
Now this kinda close enough
empty swimming pool though
Right thats not the swimming pools fault though
Two examples of craven excess, and they combine to kill the proprietor.
Excellent.