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Isn't there some other likely innocent guy about to be executed? Does this happen more than we think and the media is just paying a bit more attention now?

Hey guys I just happened to come into like 1000 bottles of baby oil and I'm wondering if anyone knows where I can offload it? by Diuretic_Materialism in c/askchapo@hexbear.net

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Oh shit that was HIS HOUSE!?!?!

Actually that explains a lot blob-no-thoughts

Bronze Age Youtube by Diuretic_Materialism in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Learn how to make IRON at home with this ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

Hey guys I just happened to come into like 1000 bottles of baby oil and I'm wondering if anyone knows where I can offload it? by Diuretic_Materialism in c/askchapo@hexbear.net

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Aw sweet can I score some digits!

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Hey guys I just happened to come into like 1000 bottles of baby oil and I'm wondering if anyone knows where I can offload it? (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 days ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

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I ain't got room for this shit! Hoping someone can buy it off me.

Cheeky ML tattoo idea: a guy in a balaclava holding and AK in front of an old panel van by Diuretic_Materialism in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

...I don't think the demand for such a tattoo is so great she could get rich off it.

Also I don't think you can IP tattoo ideas.

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Cheeky ML tattoo idea: a guy in a balaclava holding and AK in front of an old panel van (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 days ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Van-Guard

Get it?

Ge... get it?

Yeah the girl from Hinge didn't either deeper-sadness

Military briefing: Russia ‘overwhelms’ Ukrainian forces on eastern front by Diuretic_Materialism in c/news@hexbear.net

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago

That's a ridiculous claim considering the MASSIVE back stock of AKs Russia has. Seriously I could buy them dusting off older AK from an old Soviet warehouse but, museum Mosins? The fuck?

Is it improper to do "Disengage" too early in a discussion? by Diuretic_Materialism in c/askchapo@hexbear.net

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago

Hot take, I think the "disengage" rule is good but I don't like the way we do it.

Saying "disengage" sounds like your commanding someone to disengage, which comes off as a final "fuck you!" It's basically a mod enforced way to have the last word. If we instead said "I'm disengaging" or "i want to cease this convo", idk something that had more to a tinge of humility to it I think it could come off better.

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I never understood Old McDonald (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Okay so you have a farm? Big deal? And wtf does "eee aye eee aye ohhh" mean?

And why do I need to know what all the farm animals say? Jesus dude.

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Okay I just saw an add for some shitty looking crime show starring Sylvester Stallone... (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 days ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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And for some reason there was a scene where some guy asks Stallone what he knows about wind turbines, and Stallone says "they blow".

But... WIND TURBINES DON'T BLOW! That's a fan! Turbines ARE BLOWN BUY THE WIND TO GENERATE ENERGY!!!

Sorry that bothered me a lot.

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I just got dumped by someone who is really into astrology, so I just wanted to say... (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 days ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I think astrology is really fucking stupid and it annoys the fuck out of me when people won't shut the fuck up about it, especially when they KNOW you don't believe in it. The whole relationship I've wanted to say that but I bit my fucking tongue, but I'm single now (and high) so fuck you.

There I fucking said it. No I don't want to debate about it, I'm venting, let me have this tonight.

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I think I'm both... (hexbear.net)

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10 years ago we had people who's names also meant things, now we don't have those things, I sure hope nothing happens to that other guy who's name is also a thing (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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-Some Comedian Asshole, probably

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More of me fucking with my dad by pretending he's way older than he is (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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"I do have to say, online shopping is so convenient now, I even get my groceries delivered now."

"Yeah Dad, that's way better than having to send a telegram to order a new divan from the Sears Roebuck Company catalog you were reading in the outhouse!"

"Wha... Again son I was born in the 60s."

"Then they deliver the divan in a big wooden crate with you name painted on the side."

"We had cardboard in the 60s."

"And then grandpa was like '23 Skidoo! I also ordered us one of them new radio contraptions! It's 200lbs and made with asbestos! We can listen to Benny Biggs and the Blue Jays now!'"

"Hey, we... well grandpa got all the asbestos out of the house by the time I was 10. Also that's not a real band."

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People are often supportive of misinformation if they think it speaks to a "greater truth" (theconversation.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Something we've been saying for years shrug-outta-hecks