for real. reminds me of that story about some boomer coming to a Little Caesars and ordering a pizza. They told him it would be 10 minutes until it was ready, so he walked out to his car, got a gun, and came back in threatening to shoot up the place and everyone in it unless they gave him the first available pizza.

obviously these are heinous responses under any circumstances, but like... 10 minutes? these brains are cooked.

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

10 minutes is like normal pizza time. My local guy once sighed heavily before he told me it would be... 15 minutes, boss
He was so sad about it

[–] jack@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Last week I went to a pizza shop to place a takeout order and they said it would be TWO HOURS. One pizza and an order of bread sticks. I was baffled.

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

That's crazy. Possible reasons why:

Oven broke
New guy broke
Don't wanna work
Received order for a gazelleon pizzas
Need to go get ingredients

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

This has got to be lead poisoning in action

[–] miz@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago

love too wait less than nine minutes and then make gruesome death threats over a lack of response. very chill and normal behavior

[–] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

This is the behavior of someone who spends their entire day texting bots

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay who was it, I know you're here

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Nah this site is an anti-aussie colloquialism zone hentai-free

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

critical support

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Normal USAmerican Behavior

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

This is how I talk. Growing up, my mom spoke Maoist and my dad spoke Borger

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Maoist Standard AuSStralian

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Go birds

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is how I behave to AI voice phone systems.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Me asking the person on the other end of the phone why they aren't flipping over the tortoise to decide if I got a real person.

[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

My man couldn't even wait 10 fucking minutes lol.

I don't get worried unless it's 2 full days after my last text.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Eight and a half minutes later lol

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Remember folks: acta non verba.