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[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 37 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

food this shape wld be rly good to dip into the sauce however

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing more Texan then dipping a fucking burger in sauce.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

worse even than that, im english

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh, wouldn’t that burger be too heavily spiced already then?

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 16 points 3 weeks ago

one of my grandparents thinks heinz ketchup is spicy please help me escape

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah but it's a tiny burger tho.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

A proper Texasurger would be Texas sized.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 3 weeks ago

It'll still be a tiny burger tho.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I stayed at a place in Austin that had a Texas shaped waffle maker and I can confirm it was perfect for syrup dipping.

[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 4 points 3 weeks ago

All the panhandles makes for good sauce-dipping handling

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sauceman's!

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Texas is the most self-obsessed state. California isn't too far behind, but I imagine Alaska and Hawaii are both contenders for 2nd place as well.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

No one loves Texas more than Texans. And no one hates Texas more than Texans.

And keep Texas out of your mouth.

Sincerely,

A Texas hatin' Texan.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have never been in a domicile in Texas that did not have something Texas-shaped in plain view.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

wait is domicile a real word? I always thought it was some made up thing sovcits put in their fantasy legalese

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't want to say house and exclude apartments :)

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

Or trailers

[–] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Learned it from Demolition Man myself

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You Texans sure are a contentious people.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemy.lol 4 points 3 weeks ago

You've just made an enemy for life!

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb ol' Texas?

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't underestimate Colorado. Though it's largely the recent Denver transplants keeping up that stereotype, whereas it's the long-term Texans.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

yeah, everyone in texas has a texas flag, and everyone in colorado has a colorado shaped baking pan it's pretty neat

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I see texun, texurger, texato, and texickles, but where's the texuce?

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

That's called rabbit food in texas.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Under the tomato. If you zoom in you can see it on the top left.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh I could only see the cheese before, gotcha.

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Hank Hill voice:

"Just look at it, Bobby. It's got-dang beautiful, I tell ya h'wat."

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Oh! They're pickles, not testicles!

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

TeXurger, LaTeXurger, XeLaTexurger...

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It comes in an overfull hbox

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Least texas obsessed native texan's barbeque

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Humm love me some texickles! I'll put both straight into my mouth! so wet and salty!

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The best part is the juice, I always suck on the texickles so I get every drop

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Bigger in Texas Burger with Lone Star Cheese and fresh Texickles and Texato on a Texan Bun

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Deep in the heart attack of Texaaas!