Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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I think it's greed, not cowardice.
Fool, how does this solve the beef problem?
For me it’s the ranchero chicken soft tacos
I miss the fiesta veggie burrito
Have they tried their butthole?
Per the article... yes
We’ve put taco meat in places that I can never repeat
Since that is where it always ends up, almost certainly
Come on, this one isn't even remotely believable. For shame Onion for this. For shame.
Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don't have any :(
Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.
Yo quiero Taco Bell!
Freeze?
The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.
Baja Blast Colonic
... that'd work, actually.
beef stuffed mexican patty.
beef in beef
“beef”.
BEEF™
They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this.
Nonsense. Such decadence could never be successful.
mom made them. called it sloppy joes
They already did flatbread melts.
While many of us are asking the age old question. "Where is the beef?"
put it in freezer bags and sell it for use outside store hours
sardine tacos js
My ass is right here 🙄