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submitted 3 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don't have any :(

[–] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Freeze?

The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Baja Blast Colonic

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

... that'd work, actually.