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Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.
Yo quiero Taco Bell!
Freeze?
The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.
Baja Blast Colonic
... that'd work, actually.