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Thank you Donald! (slrpnk.net)
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[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Trump.....only the hotties with big big titties please!

Not you! Not you! You come in! Not you....

You come in! Not you!

Tampa Bay will once again be the place where we'll find hotties! We will keep them safe for you! They will be very safely here...you big guy! Why are you crying?... that's my wife!...it's okay, we'll keep her safe here..

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

The entirety of staten Island trying to claim sanctuary lol

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 15 points 10 hours ago

This has me wondering why the name hasn't been changed to MAGAlago yet

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

He's gonna charge them. Guaranteed.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 144 points 22 hours ago

Not only that, he's also planning to meet with each and every supporter one on one. You should just walk right up to him and give him a hug.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 46 points 21 hours ago

Give his big titties a squeeze for me too

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 26 points 18 hours ago

And when you're a MAGA, he lets you do it! You can do anything!

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago

Can I grab him by his bussy?

[-] UnmetPlayer@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago

At this point, it would be rude not to!

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 23 points 17 hours ago

They're gonna shoot people trying to come in, aren't they

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Of course not. Why would you think that...

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 59 points 20 hours ago

Trump raised money by offering the winner a chance to have dinner with him at the White House.

Somehow, no actual winners ended up dining with Cadet Bonespurs.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 28 points 19 hours ago

He said a chance, not that it would actually happen!

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 17 hours ago

"Terms and conditions..."

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

partly cloudy with chances of golden shower

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Maybe share some state secrets?

[-] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 84 points 22 hours ago

Maybe trump can actually be pressured to do this like Joel Osteen. Ah who am I kidding. The only reason it worked with Joel is he pretends to be a man of God.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago
[-] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 6 points 19 hours ago

He has seen the light! I would say this puts him on par with the mega church preachers as far as holiness goes. What a joke.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Do you know it’s not a joke? Those Bibles are made in China.

[-] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago

It just keeps getting better! Next you're gonna tell me they're trying to make it so Mr. Trump's Bibles replace all textbooks in our schools.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

^Oklahoma enters the chat.

[-] officermike@lemmy.world 61 points 21 hours ago

Mar-a-Lago was built in the 1920s, predating post-Andrew Miami-Dade building code. Given Trump's ownership of it since '85, I wouldn't count on it having been updated for modern roofing code. Lucky for him, the area's only expecting 26 mph winds tomorrow, but I wouldn't count on the property surviving a direct hit from a major hurricane. Definitely wouldn't choose to shelter in it.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 49 points 19 hours ago

the area’s only expecting 26 mph winds tomorrow

Kamala's still figuring out how to aim the hurricanes properly.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Bloody Democrats can never do anything right!

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 31 points 18 hours ago

Maybe trump will loan her his sharpie

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Grab her by the laser.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

I wouldn't count on it having been updated for modern roofing code.

Except that he actually lives there, which means that the person he cares about most in the world lives there. He has to protect that guy at all costs.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Not to mention if it has insurance, which is likely required for the business, the insurance requires roofs and everything else to have higher wind tolerances than most of the country. 180 mph tolerance have to wrap the coast of Miami if I remember. 150 for inland places like Orlando

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I mean, yes, but...come on, of course he's committed insurance fraud.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

Sounds like a feature, not a bug

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 42 points 22 hours ago

Remember; bow often. Only speak when he takes a breath. A lot of people, more and more, find noseplugs useful.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Tiger balm on the upper lip will cause temporary nose blindness

Bring lots.

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

How stupid you have to be to believe that to be true

[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 21 hours ago

Stupid enough to vote for him, too?

[-] positiveWHAT@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago

At least at MAGA redcap level.

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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