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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

I hated school before, but getting trash thrown at me and I was the one called to the office to stop what I was doing.

[-] archiduc@lemmy.world 37 points 11 hours ago

A 12 year old drew a recognizable picture of another 12 year old? Doubt it.

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 57 points 10 hours ago

You just pick something obvious and over elaborate on it. Big glasses, bright blue hat, etc also kids are mean, so pick a flaw, same idea.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 30 points 8 hours ago

Or write their name on it.

[-] PeePantsMcgee@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago

Best with a mean nickname...."vangoghismyboyfriend is a herbi-whore"

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 125 points 15 hours ago

Heheh, this shitpost triggers me.

My mom was forcing us a macrobiotic diet back in the day. We were strictly vegan, although fish is allowed in that diet, some vegetables like patatoes and tomatoes are not. Hardcore vegans…

My school lunch was mostly sushi with a filling of fermented prune called umeboshi, or tempeh and seaweeds, pumpkin or rice balls and sesame seeds. We were underfed, yellow flaky skin because of the overdose of carotene and you see everyone around you in school eating candy, fries, meat and what not while also taking the piss at you for being different and stinking of that diet.

At dinner I use to bury my Iziki seaweed in the plant pot because I just couldn't swallow that shit without gagging. If I did not behave mom would go…”you're behaviour is to yang, next two weeks on a yin diet”. Disgusting.

By the age of 12, me and my sister got into stealing money from our parents real quick to buy normal or fast food, annoying the guy at the snackbar on wheels for free fries, shoplifting and shit. Yeah, good times.

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 55 points 12 hours ago

Oh, and this is not a rant against vegans, everyone is welcome at my house, if you are good anybody. I even have pots and pans that never touched meat. I will serve you any grilled vegetables, beans, salads and vinaigrettes, pesto's and bread, or baked patatoes and what not. I used to cook vegan for the homeless here in Amsterdam when I was mostly homeless and squatting myself in what we call squatting cafe’s.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago

You are living up to, and by my estimation exceeding, your username. Sorry to hear you had a rough childhood. Glad to hear that things are better - you sound like an awesome host.

[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Having separate cookware is really considerate n_n

[-] Lord743@lemmy.world 64 points 14 hours ago

that's why i hate religious restrictions

[-] Another_earthling@lemmy.world 2 points 5 minutes ago

Don't confuse that with veganism though

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 55 points 13 hours ago

Yes I agree.

Not only the diet, but the whole cult around it. Faith healers, homeopathy, people chewing on brown riceballs for an hour counting how many chews they had so they can show off how far they are on their macrobiotic spiritual journey. “You gotta chew your seaweed at least a 100 times”. These mf’s should not be around kids or have any (yes I would not exist). I am not on speaking terms and won't open the door for my parents, get fucked.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 48 minutes ago

That is disturbing. Cultish.

[-] _____@lemm.ee 19 points 12 hours ago

I have no words, I'm sure you've heard it all. Thanks for sharing this story and sorry for your childhood. Hope you're healing.

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 9 points 11 hours ago

Thank you for caring, that is better than anything spoken.

[-] TheLorax@sh.itjust.works 17 points 12 hours ago

I'm curious why fish was allowed and why tomatoes weren't, do you know what their reasoning was?

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 8 points 11 hours ago

Beats me, maybe a land animal was more scentient than anything out of the sea. There are vegetarians having no problem eating fish.

[-] wedeworps@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 hours ago

That would per definition be pescetarians

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 30 points 14 hours ago

Why the forbidden potatoes and tomatoes?

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 35 points 14 hours ago

Everything in the genetic family of nightshade. Solanaceae.

“Fruits including tomatoes, tomatillos, eggplant/aubergine, bell peppers and chili peppers, all of which are closely related members of the Solanaceae.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solanaceae

All the delicious plant based stuff snuffed out in a macrobiotic diet.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 32 points 12 hours ago

The nightshade family is in like half of what humans even eat that's ridiculous

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 10 points 12 hours ago

Well it is a spiritual journey, you don’t need to sin on food.

[-] Kallioapina@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 hours ago

What was the so called spiritual part of abstaining from these, or in in general, on this whole thing? No need to answer if you dont feel like it or whatever, just thank you for your insights.

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 7 points 7 hours ago

From what I learned a higher spiritual state is only achieved through discipline and rigoureus diet, ultimately one could live on a bowl of brown rice a day rule the earth. It is all really 1970s zen.

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[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 51 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

When I left my old workplace my colleagues organized a good-bye meal together. Standard office job, with regular guys. We had a great relationship and they knew I was vegetarian for 5+ years at that point and never had any issue with it.

So they asked which restaurant I would like to go and I was stupid enough to let them choose.

We ended up in a specialized Brazilian meat restaurant, where the servers go around with absurdly large pieces of grilled/fryed meats and would carve a piece to the guests. If you are a meat lover you can have easily 10-15 types of meats in a couple of hours.

Those assholes had a huge grin on their faces all evening, as I could only eat the sides from the buffet and had to refuse all meals from the servers about 12 time that evening. It was a truly memorable night, we even got drunk and laughed our asses off on our way home.

So yeah, not just kids can be assholes. We are still in contact till this day.

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 6 points 8 hours ago

I mean, that's fucked up and hilarious. I'm a dirty omnivore and those places are no more appetizing to me. Those cuts at the all you can eat Brazilian places SUCK.

But surprisingly, when I want a predictable vegetable side while I'm traveling, I go to a steakhouse. Every other place seems to serve either microwaved bag veggies, fried bullshit, or something sad smothered in sauce. Go to a steakhouse and I can get a rare well seasoned aged filet and two steamed fresh vegetable sides plus a salad. The only reliable vegan places I've found are Indian, which isn't bad, but is often not really to my taste. Obviously I'm no vegan, but I think it's fair to say I love plant based foods even more as long as they're not fake meat, fake cheese, or overly spiced mush. In a meat centric region that's a hard palette to satisfy sometimes.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

Can agree, steak fries and steamed veggies are usually great at steakhouses.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago

That's pretty fucked up. I love Texas de Brazil but I wouldn't bring a vegetarian friend there to watch me hurt myself on all you can eat meat.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

To be fair the place had a great buffet with a large selection of sides and great cocktails, I ended up eating mac and cheese, curly fries and some salad. Even tried some grilled seasoned pineapple so it was at least memorable.

This place was called Nabrasa.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

While celebrating them, no less

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 points 55 minutes ago

Yeah, I don't like to think that far into it because it fucking hurts my heart. I love meat. But I've got family and friends that are vegan and vegetarian of different stripes. I will invite them to my cookouts and have a whole ass kettle grill that has never had an animal product cooked on it. That's just for regular summer shit, not even celebrating them.

Jokes should punch up if they're going to punch someone. Hitting a vegetarian is fucked up. They ain't done shit to nobody.

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 69 points 16 hours ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Hmm, does it count if the animal (human, in this case) could be omnivorous, but chooses not to be for whatever reason?

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 10 hours ago

Herbivores can be carnivorous. I've seen plenty of videos of horses and cows cromching on baby chickens.

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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

That's how I see it. I'm a vegetarian omnivore, if my life depended on it I would eat meat.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 30 points 16 hours ago

I wish I was compared to a cow. People usually tell me I resemble a jackass.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

They’re also herbivores…

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