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Kefir
Please explain how you think that's humorous
seems like it would be hard to track down to me but idk
I'm in the Nordics, and every supermarket I can think of would have it, but even if it is rare somewhere, how would that make it humorous?
In scotland I would have no fuckin idea where to get it lol
Pretty much most supermarkets would do, I should think. Aldi has kefir.
https://www.lancs.live/whats-on/food-drink-news/aldi-launches-new-199-kefir-29474962
I'm thinking you've not seen any because you've not looked, not because it's not there.
Pet supplies for animals you don't have. Things that don't exist but sound like things you might find at a grocery store, like pot slippers from the kitchen utensils, vegan mangos, aged vermhölsterdoif cheese, or barkley salt. Rare spices the stores your partner shops at do not sell. I get a kick out of being macabre so long pork, stray child. Ingredients your partner hates. Confusing typos.
so long pork, stray child
lolwut
Vanilla flavoured bananas.
Peppered mandarins.
Pickled macaroni.
you're giving them ideas! it's going to fruity pebbles Mac and cheese
1 left sock
And much further down the list
1 right sock
That's a delicious idea.
One might even say its sockulent
fertilizer
gas
nails
cable
egg timer
pressure cooker
sunglasses
wig
And your partner will be soon on a list too.
very important: you need POTASSIUM fertilizer
While not very humorous, some of the most useful permanent items on our shared shopping list include “That spice that ran out” and “That thing I was looking for the other day”. They’ve saved the day a few times over ten or so years.
This is so stupid and completely genius at the same time. It would absolutely work for me.
porno magazines
large box of condoms
a bottle of Old Harper
panty shields
illegal fireworks
disposable enema
1 flux capacitor
2 positrons
1 hug
1 thingamajig
3 liters of blinker fluid
one simple manual excavator
1 mol of oxygen
1 µg of unobtanium
1 grimoir for casting spells
1 ring to rule them all
50 melons for grade school math problem
50 melons for grade school math problem
Actually I think I'm gonna start with:
"(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole."
I charge a husband tax too. 10% of her snacks are mine.
1 quark (no pairs please)
or InDesign substitute
greed is eternal
Here you go
top or bottom? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
🥺
👉👈
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"1 hug" is a regular addition to my fiancé's list when she asks me if there's anything I need. It's a great addition because then I get my hug!
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Po-
Tay-
Toes
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Thank you. It's my first. 😊
~~Staple gun~~
Band-aids
My partner does this already. The number of times I've found "tush squish" is... I've lost track.
I got him back by adding chicken hats to his online cart.
Everyone! Please keep commenting! I'm getting some great ideas here!
Peace of mind
Deez nuts
Edit: Which I recently found is a real brand of nuts. Dee's Nutz, I believe. So be careful or you may just end up with some unexpected, delicious peanuts to snack on.
I honestly pop in ‘yo butt’ into our shared shopping list and it usually gets an eye roll.
Amazing present for insert your own name here
Male: condoms, canteloupe, watermelon, Vaseline Female:condoms, squash, cucumber, carrots,
As an aside, do not use Vaseline with condoms. In addition to it not being body safe for internal use, some condoms are still latex and vaseline will dissolve them. Most condoms these days are nitrile, but again see above re: internal insertion safety.
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