What are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list? (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] rowinxavier@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

1 quark (no pairs please)

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

or InDesign substitute

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

greed is eternal

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

Here you go

[-] ludrol@bookwormstory.social 7 points 1 day ago

top or bottom? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

🥺

👉👈

[-] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Just really want some symmetry violation and new physics. It's getting stale in here.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Pretty much every day I get an update or two about how the James Webb telescope has kicked the legs out from under another one of cosmology's sacred cows.

Great to know how wrong we've been, but now I'm waiting for updates saying we've figured out why.

this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024

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