What are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list? (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] ludrol@bookwormstory.social 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

1 flux capacitor
2 positrons
1 hug
1 thingamajig
3 liters of blinker fluid
one simple manual excavator
1 mol of oxygen
1 µg of unobtanium
1 grimoir for casting spells
1 ring to rule them all
50 melons for grade school math problem

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

50 melons for grade school math problem

Actually I think I'm gonna start with:

"(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole."

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I charge a husband tax too. 10% of her snacks are mine.

[-] rowinxavier@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

1 quark (no pairs please)

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

or InDesign substitute

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

greed is eternal

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

Here you go

[-] ludrol@bookwormstory.social 7 points 1 day ago

top or bottom? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

🥺

👉👈

[-] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Just really want some symmetry violation and new physics. It's getting stale in here.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Pretty much every day I get an update or two about how the James Webb telescope has kicked the legs out from under another one of cosmology's sacred cows.

Great to know how wrong we've been, but now I'm waiting for updates saying we've figured out why.

[-] Thebular@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

"1 hug" is a regular addition to my fiancé's list when she asks me if there's anything I need. It's a great addition because then I get my hug!

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 day ago

Yummy! 😋

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

*mol

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