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[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago

It's big. It's heavy. It's wood.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

In fallout 3 I used flamethrower for this. His name was Harold.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago
[-] konalt@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

that tree looks like he's about to tell me that everyone over 40 needs to play this browser game

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Only lef-brained thinkers can't over high IQ this fuck chicken.

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Looks like he's about to give me the Master Sword

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Careful he'll turn the citizens of the nearby city into trees!

[-] Chicrozor@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Yooo, Golden sun reference

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I've never met a tree I couldn't brutalize.

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

You are now morally obligated to go to a moderator and ask them to ban you.

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago
[-] KryptoSynth@ani.social 3 points 22 hours ago

You are now absolved of any and all charges against you.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’m in pain

[-] OpenStars 3 points 1 day ago

Looks like several, based on the size... actskually.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

It feels like there’s a really good Dad Joke in there waiting to be discovered.

[-] Guitarist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I feel like it’s - you will die a log.

this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2024
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