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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 20 minutes ago

whenever he talks nonsense like this I think it's because someone on his staff tried to explain something as they would to a toddler and he was barely listening so he repeats 5% of the words that grabbed his attention and mad libs the rest.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Seems like all the competent people went to finance and justifying war think tanks, and we are left with these type of clowns for politics

[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago

Not sure if I'd prefer the clowns or the intelligent warmongers.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I don’t know, but I think anyone who cares about progressive ideals should try to make it advantageous for amoral intelligent people to favor those ideals.

There’s no such thing as doing anything for altruistic or communal prospects just for the sake of it, nothing is turning back that clock on reaping the benefits of capitalism, and we can only work with what we have now.

I think ultimately everyone wants self-preservation, where family and community may be an extension of the self, that’s a good starting point. Things are super depressing now to say the least, which is why people who believe in progressive ideals need to hold on even harder.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 20 hours ago

He is damn lucky he's rich, because a poor person this stupid would have been dead a long time ago.

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

'A Very New Shape Of Water' /s

[-] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago

So I guess he saw a picture of the decoration in the Laurentians and thought it was an actual one?

[-] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I'd like to see Grady's take on this engineering stable genius.

https://youtube.com/@practicalengineeringchannel

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 22 hours ago

The Faucet.

Coming Fall 2026.

Directed by Roland Emmerich.

[-] marretics@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 20 hours ago

Please don't give him any ideas. Though I have to say that sounds intriguing

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 19 hours ago

Still couldn't be worse than Moonfall.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago

We really need to mark if Trump memes are real or made up. I hadn't heard that he said this, but I can totally believe it. I just don't have time to fact check every meme to know if I should be laughing or terrified that there's a potential or former leader who believes stuff like this.

Granted, both options are valid with Trump.

[-] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Here you go. Skip to roughly 1:30 mark for this quote.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

Oh, he's making a metaphor.

OK it takes a day to open the dams and for water to travel.

Wait, the faucet is as big as that wall? He's talking about an actual faucet.

I'm out.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago

I kept scrolling in Lemmy, saw a post in politics talking about it, but thanks. I can't say I'm surprised, but I'm amazed that people are willing to vote for someone so obviously stupid. I understand there's a certain element of anti-intellectualism, but this is gradeschool knowledge we're talking about.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

We've been stuck in nursery school for 8 years.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 151 points 1 day ago

The stupid part is not that he said this

The stupid part is that a good percentage of a large powerful country like the United States allows and accepts a political leader like this to speak for them.

Turnip isn't the idiot

Everyone else is for listening to him and keeping him in a position of power

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This dipshit is the most accurate representative conservatives could come up with. He's been re-affirmed as their most accurate representative time and time again over the last decade.

This moron is who conservatives are, and they are proud of it. Remember this when you talk to conservatives in your daily life. They are as profoundly unintelligent as they are evil.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

Conservatives like him because he's racist.

That's it. It doesn't matter.to them if he doesn't know how rain works. They don't care if he couldn't tell you how hurricanes travel.

All they care about is that he hates immigrants.

That's it.

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[-] Soup@lemmy.cafe 22 points 1 day ago

He’s a child playing pretend. Take this quote and imagine it’s from a 10 year old kid that then goes on to explain how their favorite superhero can breathe in space.

[-] loutr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

Like he said, he hasn't changed much since he was 5. But it's not entirely on him: when my daughter says something like that, I play along for a bit but afterwards I explain to her why it is impossible. When you're constantly surrounded by sycophants, there's no one to call your bullshit out and soon you're convinced you're the smartest person alive.

[-] Soup@lemmy.cafe 2 points 12 hours ago

Oh absolutely! He’s a perfect example of what a person becomes when they have never had to deal with the consequences of their actions.

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

The depths of his stupidity and the continual display of his complete lack of knowledge or curiosity about how anything works or ever could work makes me so irritated with his immovable, enabling moronic "base".

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

spoken by an essentially very large sewer

[-] rabber@lemmy.ca 77 points 1 day ago

For someone in BC, hearing America talk about our water like this is kind of terrifying

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago

trump isn’t America. He doesn’t speak for most of us.

[-] crab@lemm.ee 83 points 1 day ago

That will be believable if he doesn't win. The fact that it's cloee is absolutely nuts to an outsider.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

It’s only close because of our broken electoral process that gives land more influence than citizens. He didn’t even win the popular vote for his first term.

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

That he even has a good chance in hell of winning shows how far gone this country is.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So you're telling me:

There's a giant pipe that runs all the way from Canada to Los Angeles, with a massive valve that takes a day to turn. Its current configuration is set to dump all of that water into the Pacific. To solve the water crisis we merely need to spend a day to turn this massive valve, the size of that building behind you, the other way so that the water goes to Los Angeles instead?

Truly very stable genius stuff here.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hes talking about the mile wide Columbia river, which meanders through Canada, Washington and Northern Oregon. It's basically on the border of Washington and Oregon. At no point does it even get close to touching California, much less LA, which is in southern California.

To do this would be one the most gigantic and intense infrastructure projects our country has ever undertaken, which would take decade's at an unimaginable cost. Not to mention the drastic shift in the ecosystem of 3 states as that river is "drained" south instead of to the ocean.

He lists this as "a big valve you just turn." Absolute moron.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

You give him way too much credit. I doubt he even knows the Columbia River exists. He just says random shit.

[-] 24_at_the_withers@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

He's got to be the most extreme example of Dunning-Kruger effect out there.

Thinks he's a certified genius, meanwhile all his handlers have to break down concepts for him in such simplistic terms, he ends up literally thinking injecting bleach or putting powerful UV light inside the body are the solutions to COVID, or raking a forest is an actual solution to preventing widespread wildfires.

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[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 day ago

I'm starting to think this Trump guy isn't very intelligent.

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[-] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

How is he so fucking stupid?!

[-] Fox@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

Series of tubes energy

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 17 points 1 day ago

Is it just me being bad in English or did you other also weren't able to understand what the fuck he tried to say there?

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