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[–] AGD4@lemmy.world 104 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So did someone f**k a costco rotisserie chicken and this is how I'm learning about it?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hey, it's better than the maggoty coconut..

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago

Her name was Margaret Thatcher and you ought to show some respect for the UKs first demonic prime minister

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I did not need that reminder in my life.

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

May I remind you about the cum box? That nasty, crusty old shoe box.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sigh... Ruin my brain, please. I don't know this one.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

I will never forgive you for giving in to my request. I need healthy boundaries set for me!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I'll throw one back in 2 words: Jolly Rancher

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Could be his dad for now old it is, but now I’m wondering if this is where he got his hair style from.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Ah, yes! The coco nut

[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, who hasn't at this point?

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven't yet! So how was it?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Listen, you don't have to pretend here. This is a safe space.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

Everyone pops their cherry at some point, but it doesn't necessarily mean everyone has done it yet.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh fine. I didn't return it for a full refund, just in case anyone else hasn't either.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AGD4@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you for the clarification. That was a very risky click.

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, this is the JD Vance thing.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hoss, we're in a Wayfair 3 piece faux leather sectional.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This again! Are you trying to program this image into my long term memory?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Dental plan

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This could have easily worked with 'Homie, we're in a Wendy's restroom', but somehow this version hits a little better haha! 👍

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think this meme template is a bit like The Aristocrats; many tellings but it's all the same joke. In this case, I think almost any back-and-forth text would work and would have it's own "ew" factor, some worse than others.

A: I want to grow up to topple the proletariat!

B: Bro, we're in a coconut.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

marginally better than a sock

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

At least it isn't a couch at Ashley's.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

6/10 probably would do again but I would hesitate a bit.

[–] BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

We're Costco guys