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first of all, why do I have to tell the chef how to make the steak? "medium rare"? "well done"? those are words made up by wizards or something. second of all I don't like how they taste. they're super expensive and they just taste so boring. chicken goated steak boring. I'm in my early 20s so I'm getting used to some "acquired taste" things slowly like wine and coffee but steak is still so bland.

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

a steak as a concept is meant to be a section of meat from a non-locomotive muscle (fewer fibers = more tender) that is roughly proportional to what someone hungry would eat in a single sitting. tougher muscle groups require longer cook times at lower temperatures (like several hours, sometimes after an overnight soak in a brine to accelerate the breakdown of tougher fibers/tissues) or other processing (ground meat is basically mechanically pre-chewed so you can bite through it). that pre-chewing creates a food safety issue, because it much of the cut has been exposed to the air, so "undercooked" hamburger (red in the middle) can have pathogens introduced during the grinding process from exposure to the ambient air and unsanitized surfaces.

so a traditional steak cut is a cut that can be seared on its outer surface but safely cooked only minimally, preventing it from drying out or becoming too tough. i.e. it can be prepared to the eater's desired texture and tastes easily and safely, which generally means it can be bitten through. there is a whole field of muscle biology dedicated to meat and objective measures of tenderness (sheer force test).

personally, i think steaks are kinda bullshit and something affluent people, especially affected-masculine types use to try and stunt on each other. "let's go get steaks" "ill grill us some steaks" "i grill a mean steak". as though it's hard to put a few cuts of meat on a grill for a few minutes on either side and take it off. a no frills hamburger requires more effort and attention to do well, and people make fun of burger flippers as lacking skill.

even within the world of flesh eating, steaks represent the most disengaged eater who wants a meal made from the easiest to prepare and easiest to consume cuts of an animal, which represents a very small minority by weight of the meat of any animal. because everything is so easy, steak cuts command the highest per pound price. and frankly, a steak as a meal is just a big hunk of meat and some garnish. like a child making a sundae that is 95% hot fudge with a little smear of ice cream. there's way too little plant fiber in that meal to be reasonable for anyone's digestion, so it's a decadent "celebratory" type of meal, i suppose. but it's wasteful and pricey, imo.

to understand how to prepare less expensive/desired, common ingredients to feed, comfort and delight many people takes real skill and talent. steaks are the opposite of that.

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

a no frills hamburger requires more effort and attention to do well, and people make fun of burger flippers as lacking skill.

And this is considering the fact that making good tasting Hamburgers has the highest reward to effort ratio in the world. Grilling meat is even easier.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Basically the fast food of "real" dining, no matter where you are, you can order a steak and basically be satisfied with the same slop unless you eat at a legitimately bad place.

While the rest of the family tries interesting stuff, insecure dads can get their adult kids menu meals.

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

so "undercooked" hamburger (red in the middle) can have pathogens introduced during the grinding process from exposure to the ambient air and unsanitized surfaces.

Rare beef tends to have enough cysts already in it that you wouldn't want to eat rare beef - for example the primary method of infection of toxoplasma gondii in humans is eating undercooked meat

The cysts themselves are tiny, like 25 micrometres (0.001 inches) so you can't really tell if they're there

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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Good steak tastes good. How do you get yours cooked? I try not to eat meat now, but back when I did I loved rare or medium-rare. The more you cook steak, the less flavor it has.

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

Steaks are more a signifier of status than something actually good to eat. In my head steak, cigars and whiskey all fall into the same category of "manly" shit that is actually just miserable.

Whiskey tastes like fossilised underpants, cigars have no discernable flavour or fragrance and just burn my tongue and steaks taste like nothing regardless if its £1 or £100 and dry aged tastes like the steak was left behind a radiator and forgotten about. Anyone who has a different opinion is wrong

[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love hexbear because we all roughly agree on some fundamentals and then I read a comment that feels beamed in from a world I’ll never know or experience

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I get not liking whiskey. I fucking love scotch but I realize it's not for everyone. But cigars? There's a reason they're addictive lmao

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[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

and whiskey

Okay I'm gonna disagree with you here buddy

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The only whiskey drink i like is an old fashioned but i feel like its more about the other ingredients that carry the cocktail then the whiskey itself. I could probably make one with rum which is the superior spirit.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Okay but I like the Smokey pain juice that makes me feel funny

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rum which is the superior spirit.

Serious question - how is rum a superior spirit?

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Cos it taste good and I can easily find high proof variants. Works well neat as well as in many cocktails and mixers and it makes me a pirate

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[–] Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like whiskey too, but it's clearly a niche taste for a specific kind of weirdo, and shouldn't be some symbol of masculinity any more than, say, having really specific tastes in ramen.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In truth I think tequila is the superior hard liquor.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shut up I want the feel good cactus juice

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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Cigars and whiskey are why we need revolution, tho. The man treats must be given to all people, regardless of gender or strength.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

and whiskey all fall into the same category of "manly" shit that is actually just miserable.

My one vice other than coffee oooaaaaaaauhhh

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[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

"medium rare"? "well done"? those are words made up by wizards or something.

That's just how long you cook it, it's not just a thing with steak but all red meats. Most people prefer it to be at least somewhat "rare", meaning less cooked with still some red juicy meat in the middle. "Done" is when you cook it all the way through, this tends to dry out the meat though and make it less flavorful.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I think it's like a decadence and wealth thing, because it feels like the whole idea behind them is that the cooking is just there to bring out the innate quality of the singular ingredient and anything but the mildest and most rote additions are treated as somehow sullying it, with the implicit idea that the quality is directly tied to how expensive and luxurious it is. It's such a boring, gross, and fundamentally backwards way of approaching cooking imo, where instead of working with methods and available ingredients to make something good you instead start from the idea that you must not disrupt the natural quality of your expensive and luxurious one allowed ingredient and that it should be savored as the blandly decadent thing that it is.

Good kofta is better than even the "finest" and most decadent steak and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

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[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Steak from restuarants that aren't higher end steak houses are always mid as hell. Buying a decent steak from a butcher and grilling at home is much better

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Cheap steak tastes nice enough to me, especially with some garlic - it's nothing special I guess.

But one time my dad took me to dine at a proper steak place - we shared a 'tomahawk' that cost about £65. It was god damn melt in mouth delicious. Just incredible.

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

chicken goated steak boring.

Chicken breast is the most bland tasting shit on the planet. You literally have to be a Michelin Chef or deep fry it to make it taste good.

Steak doesn't necessarily taste like the bees knees that every claims it does but it has enough natural flat and can absorb way more flavor than dry ass chicken breast.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You literally have to be a Michelin Chef

A michelin chef would like, serve it on wood chips with some potting soil and like a pate and caviar aspic or some shit, and it would be the most revolting thing you've ever tasted but it cost $1000 so you pretend it's amazing to save face.

it has enough natural flat and can absorb way more flavor than dry ass chicken breast.

Literally just marinade it in oil, vinegar, and spices first, then cook it with plenty of garlic. Or just fry it plain with some oil then chop it up and toss it in curry or some other sort of flavorful sauce/stew to soak up that flavor.

Generally the solution to something being bland on its own is to just use spices and sauces and work out how to cook them into it. That's what's so wrong with the like steak sort of approach to cooking where you're just throwing something at a pan and what comes out is kind of mediocre but palatable, because it's trying to turn laziness and not using spices into some intricate art of how to make that not turn out bad when you could instead just use better methods and also spices and get something much better with barely any more work.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

A michelin chef would like, serve it on wood chips with some potting soil and like a pate and caviar aspic or some shit, and it would be the most revolting thing you've ever tasted but it cost $1000 so you pretend it's amazing to save face.

Lmao, that's not what Michelin starred food tastes like. Also, if you count Bib Gourmand food it's not even that expensive.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Michelin starred food tastes like

Smh hexbears are billionaires

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[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

But my point is you have to be a fucking wizard to get chicken to absorb as much flavor as a beef. Marinate in a ziploc bag overnight and you’re still not even half way there to making a juicy, flavorful chicken breast.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Beef has its own extremely distinct flavor that can make it unwieldy when you just want something to give a meal a bit more substance. Chicken is like tofu in that you can just sort of adaptably fit it in and have it complement rather than take over a dish, whereas beef really needs a treatment like kofta to bring it into line by overpowering it with onions, garlic, and other spices.

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[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Steak is overrated and frankly the texture is all off. I prefer a tofu based dish or even chicken.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

While steak as a whole is overrated, some really good steak really can be astounding. Personally I prefer some of the less bougie cuts like hamburger, tripe, and liver. Ooh, also tongue.

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[–] moondog@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

maybe it's just an american thing. maybe my body inherently dislikes steaks because it dislikes american imperialism.

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

steak is not an american thing lol

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

I mean I doubt any country could credibly lay claim to invention of "slab of meat". But I'd bet America is the biggest consumer of steaks.

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

per capita? almost cerainly some Euro countries + Argentina, Uruguay, even Brazil have it beat.

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[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

That’s not inherently ‘American’ in the slightest.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

maybe it's just an american thing.

Argentina would like a word!

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

It's been about 20 years since I had steak or chicken but I pretty strongly remember feeling that giving up chicken was trivial because all poultry just tastes like whatever it's cooked in and has minimal flavor of its own, while beef at least had a distinctive flavor.

Coming from a long time vegetarian it might not count for much but I flatly disagree that chicken is less boring than beef.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago

let me quote family guy: "I disagree!"

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I think it's overrated, like most high status foods. Lobster, truffles, caviar, and steak are all pretty mid, and terrible when considering the price.

[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Steak is pretty good but overrated. Most chicken is kind of bland without seasoning. Steak has some natural flavor that you only really get in the dark red meats of chicken. Combine that with some fatty cuts like Ribeye and you get a delicious meal even if its over priced.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Don't eat corpse. Get some good food.

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can also cook a really tasty steak with a little knowledge and practice. They're also a meme, but that's not gonna stop me from enjoying food.

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