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Dallas pigs just can't stop making people so angry at them that they become assassination targets (RIP Micah Johnson).

officer-down

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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 51 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

party-sicko officer-down lets-fucking-go

The suspect, identified by officials as Corey Cobb-Bey biden-point It's CORN POP!

Officer Burks was a former high school math teacher

big-honk Why'd you abandon teaching kids and turn into a state thug? What a freaking carrer transition! packwatch

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 35 points 4 weeks ago

Hey teach I'm having a bit of trouble with this equation:

1000+312

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago

But that isn't an equation

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 20 points 4 weeks ago

that's why he needs help

[-] homhom9000@hexbear.net 49 points 4 weeks ago

For some residents, the brutal manner in which the police said Officer Burks was killed called to mind a 2016 shooting, when a heavily armed sniper gunned down five officers in downtown Dallas during a protest against fatal police shootings. That shooting remains the deadliest single attack on law enforcement since Sept. 11.

Police propaganda is such a spectacle in this country. 5 people is the deadliest attack since 9/11

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 28 points 4 weeks ago

9/11 was an attack on law enforcement, because when heroic Officer Joe "Joey Two Meats" Avelino saw a video of the second plane hitting the towers, he fell off the toilet and got his head stuck between the toilet tank and the wall. after screaming for assistance, 2 other officers (Sgt. Anthony "Tony the Neck" Braggadocio, Officer Donato "Fat Donny" Lorenzo) came into the bathroom and tactically deployed themselves to affect a rescue of the distressed officer.

in trying to dislodge his head, they both had heart attacks and died. Officer Avelino was stuck there with his two fallen brothers, ultimately aspirating his own piss and dying as well.

at the time, this was the single deadliest attack on law enforcement in the US and the worst toilet involved disaster in a Staten Island police station since 1993, after a retirement party for Lieutenant Carmine "Chicken Carm" Mozzarello involving a 6 foot meatball sandwich.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 43 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The man, who officials said appeared to record the encounter on his cellphone, briefly spoke to Officer Burks, then pulled out a handgun and shot him dead.
[...]
It was unclear on Saturday what might have motivated the attack.

lmao what kind of putty-brained journalist shitbag do you have to be to write these statements. yeah I'm sure the conversation's contents are not being shared with you because they make the cop look too good

Officer Burke was shot and killed while sitting in his patrol vehicle on a break.

hahaha the photo caption misspells his name

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 43 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

It was unclear on Saturday what might have motivated the attack.

Definitely not centuries of assassins, thieves, rapists, and killers preying on the population. That's certainly not a factor, especially after the men who sicced assassins on Breonna Taylor in her sleep were completely absolved of responsibility this week.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kentucky-judge-dismisses-charges-two-former-officers-connected-breonna-rcna168052

Officer Burke was shot and killed while sitting in his patrol vehicle on a break.

They're going to go fucking berserk. This is one of their greatest, and least rational or realistic, fears.

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 42 points 4 weeks ago

no more half measures walter

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 40 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[-] TrimmedDubya@hexbear.net 39 points 4 weeks ago

May one hundred dorner 's bloom

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 38 points 4 weeks ago

And many moreofficer-down

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 36 points 4 weeks ago
[-] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 30 points 4 weeks ago
[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 30 points 4 weeks ago

Gotta pump those numbers up

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 29 points 4 weeks ago

A very merry officer down to all my friends! ๐Ÿ˜Š

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 29 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

In my head I'm hearing a little "oink" every time the arrow bounces

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~...

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 28 points 4 weeks ago

That footage of Johnson juking around a couple of pillars like he's going for a tacnuke in CoD is pure kino. One of the only times I've ever seen them pigmask-off being hunted like animals and totally unable to defend themselves.

[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 27 points 4 weeks ago

Report the cops for feeding

[-] curmudgeonthefrog@hexbear.net 23 points 4 weeks ago

Obligatory another kkkrakkka down unlimited genocide on the first world

[-] Yor@hexbear.net 22 points 4 weeks ago

targeted attack?? let's gooo hexcrab-party

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 22 points 4 weeks ago

Hope everyone's having a good night!

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 20 points 4 weeks ago
[-] naom3@hexbear.net 19 points 4 weeks ago
[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 17 points 4 weeks ago

May the crabs continue dancing crab-party

[-] nasezero@hexbear.net 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Lmao the r/news thread got locked by reddit-logo mods because users kept making and upvoting comments mocking the death by using the same language media uses to describe cops murdering civilians. Honestly surprised to see it, maybe the bootlickers and their bots are away for the holiday weekend.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

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[-] asante@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

turn that frown upside down ๐Ÿ˜

tho it is disheartening to know that Micah Johnson was killed after

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

Clearly they need some targeting practice

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 9 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

Walking around town with a gun? These guys were just asking for it.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago
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