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The Tme of the Harvest
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Commence the McCleansing
And do it on the McDouble!
I don't think this plan works anymore with the prices the way they are now.
That why they have to harvest now, before everyone loses weight
this is when i stopped watching supernatural
Oh good. We can finally stop worrying about trump. Now there's a bigger clown to worry about.
Isn't that almost the plot of Kill la Kill, except with clothes?
Why not just focus on the cows and chickens? You lose energy with every trophic level
Our fatty brains are a delicacy.
humans could be some rare delicacy for McSpiecies, like octopi are to us
Insane Clown Posse's next album.
Harlequin Invasion
That would explain why they choose the worse mascot ever
Worst? Allow me to introduce you to King Cake Baby
True that is way worst yet I never seen it before but I saw a lot more of ol' mcdonals
Ah that reminds me of Killer Klowns from Outer Space. A timeless classic.
No wonder he was removed in recent years... they knew we were getting closer to discovering the secret.
In the Unknown Armies setting, McD's was infiltrated by a magick cabal called the Mak Attax, who "bless" burgers with random magick effects in order to trigger a slow broad awakening to magick in the general population.
The Tyranids have evolved.
Would you like to know more?
No talking, just get on with it.
Jollibee will save us all
Could be a definite incentive to shed pounds
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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