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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Polish speaker here. We not only have gendered nouns but also verbs and adjectives.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Spanish speaker here. For as chaotic and wild as English is, I've always appreciated that it has no gendered nouns. Why are chairs female? Makes no sense

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dick in French is, you guessed it, female.

[–] gaael@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As are mustache and balls. Meanwhile, bra, vagina and boobs are male.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Don't tell Republicans

[–] pipariturbiini@sopuli.xyz 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Maybe you are interested in Finnish. We do not have gendered pronouns either. Everyone is just "hän".

[–] TheIllustrativeMan@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying Hän is Solo?

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Hän man is Speedy

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hold my Duolingo owl, I'm gonna look up Finnish that sounds awesome

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 4 points 9 months ago

Can I keep it after that? I always wanted a pet.

[–] danielbln@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Clearly, because chairs are obviously male (German). Anything else is just silly.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry, French here, but a chair can be both. It depends of the type : Une chaise is obviously feminine while un siège or un fauteuil are definitely masculin. Also Germanic language like English and German mixing these two meaning are silly languages.

[–] neutron@thelemmy.club 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why. Just why? It's just you French and your obsession for...

la silla vs el asiento (Spanish)

Fuck.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 9 months ago

I think we just spotted a cultural fracture btw people of Romance language and the one of Germanic language.

[–] schteph@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Yes, also, mice are obviously female.

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Chairman, chairwoman, or chairperson?

[–] neutron@thelemmy.club 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Somone has to come up with the word chairdude. And some corporate bean counter will invent the word chairhuman to show how diverse they are.

[–] neutron@thelemmy.club 1 points 9 months ago

Grammatical genders are just that. Grammatical. It's a classification scheme. Latin had neutral nouns and plenty of languages make grammatical differences between animate and inanimate nouns. That current romance languages make a deliberate division between "male" and "female" nouns does not mean they have to correspond to actual features of human beings.

That being said. It's ridiculous that agua is femenine but with the definite article it has to be el agua in singular but las aguas in plural. All the explanations by RAE simply amounts to "we like it this way, lolol".

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

polish speaker too, polish is weird smh

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How does that work out? I mean in french you'd gender it by what it is defining. A yellow car, the "A" is gendered the same as the cars gender.

Oh.

I think I get it. That must be confusing for foreigners!

Cheers Polish brothers and sisters!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Nah. Having pronouns would be too easy. We are changing the end of the word. Yellow would be "żółty" if male, "żółta" if female and "żółte" if genderless or plural. Unless male plural, then it would be "żółci".