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[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 183 points 9 months ago (3 children)

"Wow, so Bill Clinton AND Trump get locked up? What's the downside?"

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 142 points 9 months ago (4 children)

One of Trump's defense arguments for presidential immunity for any action was that if presidents didn't have it, Bush could be prosecuted for misleading Congress about WMDs, and Obama could be prosecuted for drone strikes against civilians.

Yes please.

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 68 points 9 months ago

You mean we should’ve given Nixon his well deserved punishment for treason, instead of a pardon? And we might have set an example to others, and be on a very different timeline? Fuuuuuuu

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I want this so bad

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

One of the biggest improvements of Lemmy over reddit is that people here are willing to take an objective look at Obama instead of falling for his charisma and defending him to the death like MAGAs

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

so, what happens... if I mash that thing multiple times?

also, is it pressure sensitive? if I mash it harder... ?

[–] lunachocken@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can I stick a robot to spam it 24/7/365/9999?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

…. Let’s add maintenance windows to, you know, make sure it stays working. First sunday every month?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You want to perform maintenance during football? Can’t we just buy two and do in-service maintenance during the week?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This kind of depends on the original question.

what happens?

I mean, if there needs to be lube or something... and in any case switching over requires some down time...

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

What kind of button mashing bot are you building that you are worried about lubricating your actuators? It’s really not that hard to implement a lube tube that dispenses a small amount on a set frequency. Then you just have to monitor lube levels, tune your lube tube, and replace consumables whenever.

I’d be more worried about maintaining the button, to be honest. That’s a black box that we have limited control over, it’s a single point of failure and it’s mission critical. Bad combination.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

... "actuator"... is that what we're calling it now?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Pressing it starts an investigation. We don’t know what happens when it’s released.

I would expect mashing it would have one of two outcomes. Either you have a bunch of very short lived investigations, or you have so many active investigations that they start tripping over each other like lemmings in a ditch.

The right solution is to place a heavy weight on it one time, and then protect it to prevent the weight from being moved.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

The right solution is to place a heavy weight on it one time, and then protect it to prevent the weight from being moved.

Iza button. no need for weight. Get some light weigh, UV cured epoxy resin.

in any case if that's all that happens, I think we need some expanded functionality. Maybe some electrodes... ?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It only starts the investigation.

But you can restart it whenever some rich slob tries to block it.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Boring.

Guess I need to build my own button.

[–] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like the joke that puts them in hell where Trump is forever giving Clinton a blowjob. This way we can know they are both miserable forever.